Just ordered a DE Squat Suit- advice?

[latinus_spicticus]

Well, I got my suit (size 40) yesterday, and my hamstrings and quads were fucking suffucated-- had about 1 and 1/2 inches of flesh hanging out all around once I got the thing on all the way, now the suit is loose in my arse and hips area, b/c my waist is only 32. Maybe I should've sent them my "UPPER" thigh measurements, I measured low-- like near the lower/bottom half of my thighs. If I measure where the bottom of the leg openings on my suit are when i get it all the way on, my legs measure about 27 inches there at the openings. So whatever. I am getting groove briefs or going to get a custom fit Titan once I start squatting over 650. I must refuse the urge to let myself blow up just to fit into gear made for fatasses, I get way too much poontang having low bodyfat. I will not go over 12 percent ever again in my life (until I get married, he he he) and I naturally hover around 8-10 anyway.

 

[natural-mike]

Have the Inzer suit altered.

Having it tight around the legs because of the z lock and not tight around the hips for support is worthless.

Don't write the suit off just yet, just have it altered, unless you got money like that..to burn and what not.


As far as this statement "I get way too much poontang having low bodyfat" .......at least your modest.

Later,
Mike

 

[latinus_spicticus]

Thanks for the suggestions about the suit, I may look into it, but I think it costs around 30 bucks to have it altered, and a pair of groove briefs is about the same if you include shipping (I will take IrishPower's advice over anyone elses on this board when it comes to gear and most other things, he is one smart MF'er). But you have honestly helped me a lot, and I thank (and give a special gift) you for that. Sincerely.

As far as this statement "I get way too much poontang having low bodyfat" .......at least your modest.

I was joking, you jerky ass bastard. (NOTE: SARCASM INTENDED)

I have already stated in this thread that I am willing to pack on the pounds in order to gain strength/fit properly into equipment.

If you were being sarcastic, I apologize for the above writing. Somteimes it is hard to recognize when put in writing if one is sincere or just messing around with you.

However, if you seriously have real problem with people saying things like I did in my last post, then you need to see a therapist.

The truth is-- looks don't matter much in life (except in extreme cases), and if you haven't figured that out yet then you have some mental/emotional issues.

Just an honest suggestion/opinion that is not meant to offend, although I am, by nature, quite offesive (quasi-sarcasm intended).

I just reread your post and I think you are calling yourself the Bald Adonis? Hmm...isn't Baldness a little contradictory to Grecian/Roman ideals of what an "Adonis" is? Hint: there arent' any statues/pictures/depictions of Adonis in which he has no hair. Just a little info for future reference, in case you accidentally refer to yourself as that again. On the other hand, you can re-word that phrase and make it work correctly. Something to think about...

Peace.

 

[natural-mike]

Uhm...... are you OK?

 

[latinus_spicticus]

Uhm...... are you OK?

Am I OK? As in normal, psychosis/neurosis-free? No, never.

Am I OK as in functional? Yes.

Dude, I was simply stating my mind and I tend to ramble. yes, I have emotional problems, luckily they aren't violent, but if you can disect my dialect then there is some decent info in there (the "bald adonis part", to be specific.). Adonis was not bald, hence the phrase "bald adonis" is /boston accent on/ "retatted"/boston accent off/.


P.S. Don't take these things so seriously in life, and never take yourself seriously, there is not enough time to worry about this BS in life.

Love and peace and all that fuzzy little bunny shit,

L_S

 

[spatts]

 

[IrishPower]

good point about the bald adonis.

and whoever gave me credit for good advice:

thanks, but please wait until you do well. if not, i NEVER said it.


/irish

 

[natural-mike]

Latinus old friend,

Do not fear, as their is still much love and never a grudge.


And just to clarify:

Bald Adonis is my adorable little fuzzy oxymoron, you know like:

cruel kindness
laborious idleness
thunderous silence
bald adonis

Anyway enough rambling, I have single handed ruined this message board and I apologize to everyone.

Latinus, if you reside on the East Coast (preferably New York)
come on down tot eh Iron Island meet in Long Island on Saturday Dec. 7 and I'll buy the first round of brews to make amends.

God bless,

Mike

 

[Hannibal]

and whoever gave me credit for good advice:

thanks, but please wait until you do well. if not, i NEVER said it.

Now that is CLASSIC advice....

 

[latinus_spicticus]

Latinus old friend,

Do not fear, as their is still much love and never a grudge.


And just to clarify:

Bald Adonis is my adorable little fuzzy oxymoron, you know like:

cruel kindness
laborious idleness
thunderous silence
bald adonis

Anyway enough rambling, I have single handed ruined this message board and I apologize to everyone.

Latinus, if you reside on the East Coast (preferably New York)
come on down tot eh Iron Island meet in Long Island on Saturday Dec. 7 and I'll buy the first round of brews to make amends.

God bless,

Mike

Oh, now, don't be so hard on yourself. I played an equal part in the destruction of this thread. Anyway, I live in Kansas-- Lawrence, Ks. I go to the University of Kansas. I will probably never go to new york, unfortunately, at least not until after I graduate.

Just to let you know, I had a rough last three weeks b/c my left pec decided to tear in half and I was worried about surgery, etc., but when I finally was able to get the proper MRIs and see the right docs-- they gave me good news, that the tendon isn't damaged and it is a minor tear. So I am a maniac right now due to the good news. Just explaining my bizzare behavior.

BTW, I was just giving you some shit about the "bald adonis" thing.

Peace.