I've had sexual relations five days in a row.

[alien amp pharm]

lol

Ah... he's the luckiest man in the world... he wakes every morning to a massage and got asleep every night with a full body massage. I cook, and clean and cater to him non stop.

It's the least you could do since he has to put up with your yacking

 

[Frisky]

God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep

I belive we are related ... some way or another.. LOL

There is no way in the world when I roll over and feel that thing in my hand that I WONT get aroused. He say's i need help, that im a nempho LOL

Hell i don't care if its just morning wood, ... go piss get it out and get the fuck back in the bed.

 

[Smurfy]

lol! Frisky you always fuel the fire!! hot damn woman! KB gets all his best material straight from your rants!

 

[Smurfy]

I belive we are related ... some way or another.. LOL

yeah but youre definitely the more aggressive, extrovert sister.

 

[Frisky]

lol! Frisky you always fuel the fire!! hot damn woman! KB gets all his best material straight from your rants!

I love KB,

 

[Frisky]

It's the least you could do since he has to put up with your yacking

I walk around with duck tape across my mouth just so he doesn't have to hear my voice.

 

[KillahBee]

someday maybe you'll have a decent woman that you can enjoy a relationship with. but first you need to publish that book!

I've had a few. And no doubt I will have a few more.

Although, they will all be honest people - with themselves and others

 

[Smurfy]

I've had a few. And no doubt I will have a few more.

Although, they will all be honest people - with themselves and others

hey, and if not, you can certainly teach them how.

 

[Frisky]

yeah but youre definitely the more aggressive, extrovert sister.

 

[Frisky]

hey, and if not, you can certainly teach them how.

I got a good chuckle with that one