I've had sexual relations five days in a row.

[Smurfy]

lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol

God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep

 

[Frisky]

child molester, beau is going to be scarred for the rest of his life

lol

thankfully he's of age.... just barely but still of age.


Ah... he's the luckiest man in the world... he wakes every morning to a massage and got asleep every night with a full body massage. I cook, and clean and cater to him non stop.

wait... fuck....

I feel like mom all over again

LOL

 

[alien amp pharm]

I always wake up to multiple girl's hands on my morning wood.


...then I really wake up.

 

[KillahBee]

Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:

 

[Mr. dB]

out of spite I ain't eating no more macadamian split ice cream

Why are you punishing Hawaii?

By the way, "tarmac" and "macadamia" are both named after the same person.

 

[Mr. dB]

and yes it was with a female each time.

My penis thinks he's in his teens again.

Hey stranger!

 

[Smurfy]

Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:

someday maybe you'll have a decent woman that you can enjoy a relationship with. but first you need to publish that book!

 

[Frisky]

Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:

oh KB get a fucking life already. Wake the fuck up for once in your life and quit dealing with those damn 18year old insecure bitches. Sheesh.

I am by NO means a hot pornstar, I respect myself and my body and those around me. You of all people wanna sit here and Judge?

You don't know me, nor do you know what the fuck I or any other woman here has been thru. Stop your fucking 'on my high horse' shit and settle down. I've been thru countless fucking bullshit threads that you have made and I don't judge you. What in the fuck makes YOU 'all might KB' better than anyone else... esp women. You have a bad issue with women in general. Get the fuck over it. A man can say what ever the fuck they want here and your pussy ass won't say a fucking word but OMFG if a woman say's something you are all over them. I've over and over and tried time and time again to address this issue with you. I've been a target for you and a few other fucking punk ass bitches time and time again... WHY? Fuck... i don't even know. Maybe because I am strong willed, speak my mind, independant and don't need a fucking punk ass bitch man like any of you to make my life complete?

I do what the fuck I have to do and I do it alone. Think what you want, say what you wish. I do what I have to do daily, support my family ALONE. So because I claim to be strong and indpendant that makes me a bad person? WTF? You fucking weak ass men totally slay me sometime. Get a fucking life already and quit praying on weak ass chicks that you can dominate. Fucking weak I tell ya.

 

[Longhorn85]

and yes it was with a female each time.

Was it the same one or various? I'll award karma if it was 5 different chicks.

 

[Mr. dB]

God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep

I'm pretty sure he would not accuse you of rape.