I've had sexual relations five days in a row.

[pintoca]

lol, pwned by the brazil nut.

out of spite I ain't eating no more macadamian split ice cream

 

[Deterass]

What did your old lady think about that

She's a trooper

 

[Frisky]

I can't get enough sex..... I think im driving my bf crazy as of late. Gosh it sucks to be me

 

[Deterass]

I can't get enough sex..... I think im driving my bf crazy as of late. Gosh it sucks to be me

Wtf happened to your hand?

 

[Frisky]

Wtf happened to your hand?

was in an accident, got ran off the road. HIt and run of course.... damn fucker kept going

It was burns from the chemicals in the air bag. Its getting better now though.

 

[Smurfy]

lol I put my hand on my husband's package the other day and started massaging through his shorts and he told me to stop it. I was all like OH MY DAMN

 

[Smurfy]

Maybe I interrupted him doing something else and he wasnt in the mood right then. Bad timing. The next day we had the sexuals though so that made up for it.

 

[Frisky]

lol I put my hand on my husband's package the other day and started massaging through his shorts and he told me to stop it. I was all like OH MY DAMN

lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol

 

[pintoca]

lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol

child molester, beau is going to be scarred for the rest of his life

 

[Delinquent]

lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol

yea you start rubbing it and that morning wood turns into a golden shower