Is it against the law to rape plants?

[jackangel]

I'm guessing it's not. I think that's pretty sick, and I'd never do it. But I'm just wondering.

 

[Ilk]

As in flowers??

 

[gotmilk]

only pansies

 

[heatherrae]

I'm guessing it's not. I think that's pretty sick, and I'd never do it. But I'm just wondering.

How old is the plant?

 

[redguru]

Cactus? After all it is a Succulent.

 

[perkele]

I'd rather rape a woman than a cactus.

 

[nimbus]

oh my god i laughed so hard when i read this thread. i'm still laughing. my stomach hurts.

 

[jackangel]

bump

 

[youngguns]

i abuse plants

 

[tonyroma]

get em drunk, and smoke em bro. no need for melestation

 

[MAJNOON]

I've been seeing a lovely fern lately

 

[nimbus]

this topic requires further discussion, along with links/pics

 

[shirlene29]

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[uamaverick]

I don't think it's illegal. As teenagers, we spend our free time raping random objects at will. Pillows, stuffed animals, carpet, walls, cheese graters, etc...

 

[nimbus]

right, but you can't rape livestock, and how much dumber are plants than a sheep

 

[Arcon167]

right, but you can't rape livestock, and how much dumber are plants than a sheep

See, Lestat for further inquiry.

I thought this was included in the The best of Jackangel box set?

 

[nangiggles]

Google Image Result for http://www.sawbill.com/old_newsletter_images/lady_slipper.jpg

Loooooool

 

[BlueBird]

Yes. Plants are sentient beings and every time you, JA, assault a Caesar salad, drain flora and onion cells cry in empathy.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

lmfao.....

 

[Smurfy]

If it is illegal, it shouldn't be. Some plants are fucking hot, and have you seen the suggestive way they dress? Whores.

 

[chris302001]

yeah man, people fuck vegetables all the time... And don't get me started on geoducks...

 

[-SD-]

yeah man, people fuck vegetables all the time... And don't get me started on geoducks...

"My names Buck and Im here to fuck"

 

[BlueBird]

Audrey's available, Jack, but it's a bit of a maneater.

it's

 

[BlueBird]

yeah man, people fuck vegetables all the time... And don't get me started on geoducks...

Oh dear god, those poor mollusks.... and pukeeeeee.

 

[Arcon167]

Audrey's available, Jack, but it's a bit of a maneater.

it's

nice.

 

[jackangel]

Feed me seymour!!!!