I have a girlfriend that wants me to hit her and call her a cheap filthy whore while fucking
I love Jess Franco (director) films
If I masturbate and it´s not in the toilet or shower or by a sink, I´ll eat my own semen just so I don´t have to clean it up. I hold the other hand over my dick to stop the squirt. It´s simply swinely.
I ride a bright pink lady bicycle that has the words "pink lady" on the frame.
If I masturbate and it´s not in the toilet or shower or by a sink, I´ll eat my own semen just so I don´t have to clean it up. I hold the other hand over my dick to stop the squirt. It´s simply swinely.
and you want to be a doctor? to make people BETTER? fucken hell robert jan youre a fruit
anyway im no wild child. i like life and lots of it, but im vanilla. i like normal stuff like doing my own thing when i want to do it, how i like to do it, and dont need to half suffocate myself with pantyhose to enjoy sex.
y'all are twisted. especially you, slat, because i *know* youre about to say somehting about sleeping in a coffin