Im horny.

[biteme]

OMG!!

My brother got a pocket pussy for a gag gift at his bachelor party.

 

[Testosterone boy]

My brother got a pocket pussy for a gag gift at his bachelor party.

heh...I bought one of those. Actually...I bought two for some reason.

Takes a stronger imagination than I have.

 

[swole]

It's not a matter of being desperate.

It's a matter of not wanting to deal with bullshit after the fucking is over. Hands and couch pillows don't take up room on your bed or make stupid conversation. That's reserved for a girl I love, should I be in love again.

And how the fuck does your dick fit inside a gatorade bottle or toilet paper roll?

 

[Raina]

You make it sound as though you have to rely on something like that, we know better than that.

There's a difference between being able to and choosing to.

 

[swole]

There's a difference between being able to and choosing to.

Most of the e-virgins are beggars and used to not being able to choose.

 

[Testosterone boy]

It's not a matter of being desperate.

It's a matter of not wanting to deal with bullshit after the fucking is over. Hands and couch pillows don't take up room on your bed or make stupid conversation. That's reserved for a girl I love, should I be in love again.

And how the fuck does your dick fit inside a gatorade bottle or toilet paper roll?

Read a little closer.

I said...tried.

 

[Megalomaniac]

Well it doesn't, but I can stuff things in them to make them smaller and then there is a fit.

 

[needtogetaas]

me to.but Iam holding out on her.

 

[biteme]

heh...I bought one of those. Actually...I bought two for some reason.

Takes a stronger imagination than I have.

I was on the phone and didn't have time to add that I tried it out. Even used lube. Didn't do anything for me.

 

[coldblue1955]

Since Im suffering, I want the rest of you to know.

we3ll buy a porno and releive yourself!