Im horny.

[Mr. dB]

Im just gonna have to get out there and do the leg work to get some new meat. I was about to approach this girl at the grocery store, but when I turned the corner she was gone. I'm on the prowl. I'll probably just have to shell out the 30$ fucking bucks for match.com I have some e-mails that I can't read because I only pay for 1 month at a time.

Or you could shell out for a prostitute.

 

[needtogetaas]

is this a secrit booty call thread.hmmmm

 

[biteme]

Or you could shell out for a prostitute.

I don't fuck hos. They be nasty.

 

[feisty11975]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

 

[biteme]

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

 

[biteme]

Thread of the fucking week. It's about time I got one.

 

[swole]

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

ok i lied









































i did it more than once, seriously

 

[feisty11975]

ok i lied



i did it more than once, seriously

I think you need help

 

[Raina]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

 

[feisty11975]

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

That just does not seem like that would be very satisfying