Im horny.

[biteme]

I think you need help

Pefectly normal for a guy. 99% of guys have done something like that. The others are lying. You just close your eyes and pretend you are fucking a chick.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

I tried to make it with an empty toilet paper roll once.

 

[biteme]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

I get tired of masturbating. It's not close to the real thing. I can't go without sex for very long anymore.

 

[Megalomaniac]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

You make it sound as though you have to rely on something like that, we know better than that.

 

[feisty11975]

I tried to make it with an empty toilet paper roll once.

OMG!!

 

[Megalomaniac]

OMG!!

You would be suprised at how desperate a guy might get, that is where creativity takes over

 

[feisty11975]

You would be suprised at how desperate a guy might get, that is where creativity takes over

lol

ummmmm


ok

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

 

[alien amp pharm]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

 

[feisty11975]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

yeah sure


Keep on telling yourself that! You will start to believe it

 

[Testosterone boy]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

Makes me happy for you.