Im horny.

[biteme]

Since Im suffering, I want the rest of you to know.

 

[EnderJE]

Whitey is evil.

 

[buffer1]

go fuck that chick at the gym

 

[biteme]

Whitey is evil.

I don't like masturbating. Doesn't compare with the real thing, but I don't have a gf now. Goddamnit.

 

[biteme]

go fuck that chick at the gym

Can't take the chance. That's my second home.

 

[biteme]

Did I make myself clear that I need some pussy? I'm having withdrawal symptoms.

 

[swole]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

 

[buffer1]

Can't take the chance. That's my second home.

so you're gonna sit at home and pull your puddin

 

[biteme]

so you're gonna sit at home and pull your puddin

Im just gonna have to get out there and do the leg work to get some new meat. I was about to approach this girl at the grocery store, but when I turned the corner she was gone. I'm on the prowl. I'll probably just have to shell out the 30$ fucking bucks for match.com I have some e-mails that I can't read because I only pay for 1 month at a time.

 

[biteme]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

LMAO. No comment. I can't remember if I've ever done anything like that.