I'm feeling down right now folks, due to the girl

[GoldenDelicious]

i was getting over it until she messaged me on aol while she was about to fuck some dude at her house.

i know you're the type that said i should save sex until i find a special women, but right now im seriously contemplating going out and getting some, just to get this dumb girl off my mind.

and isnt that the reality of it all...while youre at home being super moral christian guy, the girl you constantly put on a pedestal and think is made of sugar and spice, and everything nice...is getting fucked by someone else. someone who might not be so moral. or decent. or well intentioned. or viable.

this is going to be the pattern of your life unless you rapidly get a clue, steve.

i repeat: this is how life will be for you. forever. until youre dead. unless you get a clue. you will continue to be sexually and socially outclassed by other men, have women choose others over you, and live a life of torment where you ask yourself why oh why oh why isnt it happening for me, since im such a decent moral christian guy, why oh why oh why, poor little me, life is bullshit, life is bullshit

i have lost count of the number of guys i know who have had a crush on a girl, worked their asses off in the gym/at work to get a car/body/house to impress her (all indirect means of attracting her) or being super nice, and all the while, the girl is being sexed by someone else. then they sometimes get the girl, not knowing that she has had sex with 4/5/6 guys in the period the guy has been crushing on her, and celibate.

decide what you want (sex? marriage? whatever) and take the logical steps to round out your emotional/social intelligence to make yourself attractive to the person you want to do that with, and let me be frank:

being forever brainwashed by your parents/priest IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
questioning every move you make in life IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
feeling guilty for liking sex IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero sexual experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero dating experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
sitting on your arse talking about working out but not doing it IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
forever asking advice on things you should have worked out by now IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
never applying ANY advice is FUCKING ANNOYING, and therefore IS NOT ATTRACTIVE

now ask yourself this: how in Gods name are you supposed to attract someone, when youve got all these baseline unnattractive qualities? how?

the answer: YOU CANT.

get a clue steve. get it fast. or get used to the shitty feeling in your gut youve got right now, because it isnt going to go away, because the girl youre crushing on will ALWAYS be getting fucked by someone else.

and liking it.

 

[myway]

and isnt that the reality of it all...while youre at home being super moral christian guy, the girl you constantly put on a pedestal and think is made of sugar and spice, and everything nice...is getting fucked by someone else. someone who might not be so moral. or decent. or well intentioned. or viable.

this is going to be the pattern of your life unless you rapidly get a clue, steve.

i repeat: this is how life will be for you. forever. until youre dead. unless you get a clue. you will continue to be sexually and socially outclassed by other men, have women choose others over you, and live a life of torment where you ask yourself why oh why oh why isnt it happening for me, since im such a decent moral christian guy, why oh why oh why, poor little me, life is bullshit, life is bullshit

i have lost count of the number of guys i know who have had a crush on a girl, worked their asses off in the gym/at work to get a car/body/house to impress her (all indirect means of attracting her) or being super nice, and all the while, the girl is being sexed by someone else. then they sometimes get the girl, not knowing that she has had sex with 4/5/6 guys in the period the guy has been crushing on her, and celibate.

decide what you want (sex? marriage? whatever) and take the logical steps to round out your emotional/social intelligence to make yourself attractive to the person you want to do that with, and let me be frank:

being forever brainwashed by your parents/priest IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
questioning every move you make in life IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
feeling guilty for liking sex IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero sexual experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero dating experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
sitting on your arse talking about working out but not doing it IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
forever asking advice on things you should have worked out by now IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
never applying ANY advice is FUCKING ANNOYING, and therefore IS NOT ATTRACTIVE

now ask yourself this: how in Gods name are you supposed to attract someone, when youve got all these baseline unnattractive qualities? how?

the answer: YOU CANT.

get a clue steve. get it fast. or get used to the shitty feeling in your gut youve got right now, because it isnt going to go away, because the girl youre crushing on will ALWAYS be getting fucked by someone else.

and liking it.

That was perfect.

 

[heavy_duty]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to GoldenDelicious again.

 

[manny78]

Lol @ christian guys. They're so pwned.... !!!

 

[Frisky]

Here's to you healother

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742342

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

and isnt that the reality of it all...while youre at home being super moral christian guy, the girl you constantly put on a pedestal and think is made of sugar and spice, and everything nice...is getting fucked by someone else. someone who might not be so moral. or decent. or well intentioned. or viable.

this is going to be the pattern of your life unless you rapidly get a clue, steve.

i repeat: this is how life will be for you. forever. until youre dead. unless you get a clue. you will continue to be sexually and socially outclassed by other men, have women choose others over you, and live a life of torment where you ask yourself why oh why oh why isnt it happening for me, since im such a decent moral christian guy, why oh why oh why, poor little me, life is bullshit, life is bullshit

i have lost count of the number of guys i know who have had a crush on a girl, worked their asses off in the gym/at work to get a car/body/house to impress her (all indirect means of attracting her) or being super nice, and all the while, the girl is being sexed by someone else. then they sometimes get the girl, not knowing that she has had sex with 4/5/6 guys in the period the guy has been crushing on her, and celibate.

decide what you want (sex? marriage? whatever) and take the logical steps to round out your emotional/social intelligence to make yourself attractive to the person you want to do that with, and let me be frank:

being forever brainwashed by your parents/priest IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
questioning every move you make in life IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
feeling guilty for liking sex IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero sexual experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero dating experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
sitting on your arse talking about working out but not doing it IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
forever asking advice on things you should have worked out by now IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
never applying ANY advice is FUCKING ANNOYING, and therefore IS NOT ATTRACTIVE

now ask yourself this: how in Gods name are you supposed to attract someone, when youve got all these baseline unnattractive qualities? how?

the answer: YOU CANT.

get a clue steve. get it fast. or get used to the shitty feeling in your gut youve got right now, because it isnt going to go away, because the girl youre crushing on will ALWAYS be getting fucked by someone else.

and liking it.

Now that post is the best I have ever seen!

 

[CrazyRussian]

Now that post is the best I have ever seen!

Can I second that?

 

[jackangel]

oh fuck's sake. 1000 "perfect" posts have been thrown this guy's way over the years. i don't think all of them, combined, are up to the task. given the context, they're all just blah blah blah. 90% verbal masturbation for our own sakes, and 10% desire to help a guy out.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

and isnt that the reality of it all...while youre at home being super moral christian guy, the girl you constantly put on a pedestal and think is made of sugar and spice, and everything nice...is getting fucked by someone else. someone who might not be so moral. or decent. or well intentioned. or viable.

this is going to be the pattern of your life unless you rapidly get a clue, steve.

i repeat: this is how life will be for you. forever. until youre dead. unless you get a clue. you will continue to be sexually and socially outclassed by other men, have women choose others over you, and live a life of torment where you ask yourself why oh why oh why isnt it happening for me, since im such a decent moral christian guy, why oh why oh why, poor little me, life is bullshit, life is bullshit

i have lost count of the number of guys i know who have had a crush on a girl, worked their asses off in the gym/at work to get a car/body/house to impress her (all indirect means of attracting her) or being super nice, and all the while, the girl is being sexed by someone else. then they sometimes get the girl, not knowing that she has had sex with 4/5/6 guys in the period the guy has been crushing on her, and celibate.

decide what you want (sex? marriage? whatever) and take the logical steps to round out your emotional/social intelligence to make yourself attractive to the person you want to do that with, and let me be frank:

being forever brainwashed by your parents/priest IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
questioning every move you make in life IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
feeling guilty for liking sex IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero sexual experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
having zero dating experience, ever IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
sitting on your arse talking about working out but not doing it IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
forever asking advice on things you should have worked out by now IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
never applying ANY advice is FUCKING ANNOYING, and therefore IS NOT ATTRACTIVE

now ask yourself this: how in Gods name are you supposed to attract someone, when youve got all these baseline unnattractive qualities? how?

the answer: YOU CANT.

get a clue steve. get it fast. or get used to the shitty feeling in your gut youve got right now, because it isnt going to go away, because the girl youre crushing on will ALWAYS be getting fucked by someone else.

and liking it.

Best reply to Stever ever. Everyone should just do a copy and paste of it into every one of his threads.

 

[jd_uk]

I'll prove you wrong.

We'll see....you said that the other day and immediately started posting rubbish again.