im a pussy, i dont have the balls to go up to girls

[Testosterone boy]

Pass out in a corner of the room.

Pulls tons of hotties.

Trust me.














j/k

 

[MFMan]

This is all good advice.

 

[Testosterone boy]

This is golden right here.

Check out her tits for a while. Go back to your room and get a big camera with a huge lens. Take several photos of her boobs. Go back to your room and get your monster betacam movie camera. Zoom in on her tits with at least 100 watts of light focused on them. Capture 10 minutes then put your betacam away.

Come back and tell her the video didn't turn out and you need to complete it in your office. She will follow you anywhere. Be sure to grab her ass as soon as she starts walking. A tit too. Then rub your crotch and wink lasciviously at her. Works like a charm.















Make sure that you are dropping hundreds every 30 seconds however and that only she picks them up.

 

[Frackal]

Here's some advice:

Learn the art of SCHMOOZING. Just randomly talking to people, feeling comfortable, making them feel comfortable. Actually listening to what they say and easily hitting it off with whatever type of person you're talking with. Practice with guys, strangers, fat chicks you name it.

Then you'll get to a point where you can walk up to even the hottest chick and go "Hey, what's up?" and then start a conversation without even thinking about it, that'll last 10-15 minutes and make her feel all comfotable around you. Then make your move once you got her in your hand.

Trust me, took me ages to learn this method, and now i can scam on 100 chicks a night w no problem.

-= nav =-

Here's a better idea...Quit being a pussy and do something instead of pulling the "I'm too shy" routine...

Ranger

Both of these posts are good advice. I generally won't ask a chick out unless she gives me a solid signal first. My ratio is quite good using this method. I think 9 yes 2 no (both said they had bfs) in the last year or so...all were quite hot.

 

[biteme]

You're better off. It not's worth all the drama.

 

[Frackal]

Actually if you're wealthy, get a shirt printed front & back with your financial information. This is my idea, so no patenting it, then you basically could just walk around and chicks would flock to you like...well... chicks to money.

 

[biteme]

Actually if you're wealthy, get a shirt printed front & back with your financial information. This is my idea, so no patenting it, then you basically could just walk around and chicks would flock to you like...well... chicks to money.

Speak the gospel brother.

 

[Sub-Zero]

go up to her, tell her you work out, and then say you made a nasty crap this morning, and start to describe it.


i do that minus the working out part, and it makes girls laugh every time....cept ive never had a girlfriend

 

[tiger88]

tiger.. u live in hollywood? or do u just have a hollywood smile? if u live there... cruise to skybar tonight

i dont live there, i dont think i could get in there anyways these days...all celebs and you have to know someone. You been to skybar?

if so how is it? over rated ? or a real treat?

 

[Ffactor]

Look's like you might have to spend a day with The Ffactor!