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im a pussy, i dont have the balls to go up to girls

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CollegeKid2

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at parties, i tell myself "ok after this beer im going up to that cute chick over there and asking her to dance". but i dont. im a pussy. if anything i end up dancing with a chick i have no intentions of ever talking to again cuz shes ugly and i know i wont get rejected.

i was used to having girls in highschool ALLLL over me and like a dozen asking me out at the same time. but now that i go to a very elite school where the girls are smart and expecting guys with game, i find myself having zilch. yes... i have zero game. what do i do?

i need to get laid badly. help me plz.


-drunk collegekid
 
CollegeKid2 said:
at parties, i tell myself "ok after this beer im going up to that cute chick over there and asking her to dance". but i dont. im a pussy. if anything i end up dancing with a chick i have no intentions of ever talking to again cuz shes ugly and i know i wont get rejected.

i was used to having girls in highschool ALLLL over me and like a dozen asking me out at the same time. but now that i go to a very elite school where the girls are smart and expecting guys with game, i find myself having zilch. yes... i have zero game. what do i do?

i need to get laid badly. help me plz.


-drunk collegekid
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separate yourself from the crowd by not trying to fit in and go for hot girls who don't seem to click with the rest

or, get some better clothes, make yourself sound intelligent, and talk
 
Carry a newspaper around with you.
 
I don’t care if you have a stuttering problem dude, the chick isn’t going to laugh and make fun of you. no reason to act serious dude, walk over there like you've known her for a long time, ask her if she’s having fun, and if she wants to suck it for a while then dance. if you really got game Carry a newspaper around with you.
 
carry yourself better and with more confidence. Do your best to look good... most importantly... don't let opportunities go. You would be amazed at how many guys think just like you. I've never been turned down for as much as a conversation... once you talk for awhile and get to know the chick.. then you can move in and ask for a number/bj...
 
Yeah bro, these guys are all correct. You would be surprised at how nerous the girls are when you confront them and sart talking. They have to do the dance too so they will be all concerned with how they look/sound whatever. The same as you.

It`s when you make the one girl feel at ease and comfortable and possibly laughing and having a good time... Is when you got her.


or carry a newspaper.
 
Quez1982 said:
wear an ear piece and i'll tell you what to say :)
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Quez, Were you at Sparky`s Convention 81 in 1981? just curious.
 
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IHateBrolies said:
separate yourself from the crowd by not trying to fit in
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good advice.

do your own thing and try not to care about too much else. pretty soon girls will be "whats the deal with that guy?" "i'm gonna fuk em and find out"
 
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timrock said:
"whats the deal with that guy?" "i'm gonna fuk em and find out"
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LOL!!!

It's great if you actually hear a few girls talking about you like that. I have heard girls say, "Who is that guy anyway?" "I don't know, but he's hot". And trust me I am not hot - I just made myself the mysterious outsider in this particular place.

I haven't tried the newspaper trick. Good idea. I like to carry around my laptop case whether I have my laptop with me or not. It enhances my whole young "busy researcher entrepreneur" image.

I used to ask girls incredibly obvious questions, but that never seemed to work. While many people will tell you that it doesn't matter what you say, it is important to have a supposed reason to continue the conversation, and if you talk about the weather for 10 minutes she is going to think you're a retard. I try to think of subtly sexual ways to say ordinary things and make them feel just a little bit comfortable and a little bit uncomfortable.

So I think you should actually practice in the mirror, and think of lots of openers with chicks. It helps to develop a consistent facade with the promise of more in the background.
 
ZKaudio said:
^hopefully so, they get approached less than everyone thinks and are very much attainable.
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whats up ZK ? i am just drunk and i am gonna drink alot of water to kill the hangover



hey bro, just pic out a chics flaws so she isnt as hot, then go at it:)
 
sounds like from lack of practice....theres no way around it. you have to just have the confidence and GO for it. I'm sure you're afraid of rejection basically but thats part of the game and the only way you can win is to go to as many girls as possible. After awhile, it will become natural, btu that initial step is the most difficult. For every 10 girls you go up to, i'd say about 3 are likely to be extremely responsive. it's all a numbers game
 
CollegeKid2 said:
at parties, i tell myself "ok after this beer im going up to that cute chick over there and asking her to dance". but i dont. im a pussy. if anything i end up dancing with a chick i have no intentions of ever talking to again cuz shes ugly and i know i wont get rejected.

i was used to having girls in highschool ALLLL over me and like a dozen asking me out at the same time. but now that i go to a very elite school where the girls are smart and expecting guys with game, i find myself having zilch. yes... i have zero game. what do i do?

i need to get laid badly. help me plz.


-drunk collegekid
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Dude, you're not missing much, really. Unless you really want a serious relationship and want to go through all that bullshit that comes along with it, chicks for the most part around your age are just disposable ass, ass that's really not worth worth bothering with anyway with the risk of disease, pregnancy, and all the bullshit that comes along with girls emotions.

Seriously, just sit on your room, study, play video games, lay off the beer, and when you get horny, rub one off, it'll save you a ton of hassle. When you get older you will realize it's not worth it to persue. If it comes, it comes.
 
Here's a better idea...Quit being a pussy and do something instead of pulling the "I'm too shy" routine...

Ranger
 
RD, no I prefer "Do you believe in love at first site? If not I can walk by again...." or "Would you like to sit on my magic lampost?"
 
strangebrew said:
Just say "Hi, I'm George.... I'm bald, unemployed, and I live with my parents."
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Or try the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you`re thinking routine.

It worked for George.







Don`t forget the newspaper.
 
Just be yourself. Confidence is what gets you laid. Just be who you are, and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, and you'll do fine.
 
You really need to adopt the I don't give a fuck mentality. Even though you may give a fuck, don't let it show. Girls are gonna reject your ass, just how it is. Like someone said before, complete numbers game. Learn to expect some rejection and it won't hurt as much. Think of it like this. If you sat in the woods with a box of shells and and shotgun, and you fired randomly in the same direction for a few hours, you are bound to drop something. That is the dating game...
 
Sometimes I'll sit at the bar and look moody. Not depressed, mind you, more like I don't give a shit. Which, in reality is not too far from fact. Eventually someone will wander over and start talking to me. If they are hot, I'll give off a little hint that they just brightened my day with their presence. However, remember this, it is key to maintain a little bit of edge so as to keep them guessing.





p.s. Hi, my name is Paulo and I am a mysogonist asshole. Just figured I would introduce myself to the group.
 
This is golden right here.

Check out her tits for a while. Go back to your room and get a big camera with a huge lens. Take several photos of her boobs. Go back to your room and get your monster betacam movie camera. Zoom in on her tits with at least 100 watts of light focused on them. Capture 10 minutes then put your betacam away.

Come back and tell her the video didn't turn out and you need to complete it in your office. She will follow you anywhere. Be sure to grab her ass as soon as she starts walking. A tit too. Then rub your crotch and wink lasciviously at her. Works like a charm.















Make sure that you are dropping hundreds every 30 seconds however and that only she picks them up.
 
supernav said:
Here's some advice:

Learn the art of SCHMOOZING. Just randomly talking to people, feeling comfortable, making them feel comfortable. Actually listening to what they say and easily hitting it off with whatever type of person you're talking with. Practice with guys, strangers, fat chicks you name it.

Then you'll get to a point where you can walk up to even the hottest chick and go "Hey, what's up?" and then start a conversation without even thinking about it, that'll last 10-15 minutes and make her feel all comfotable around you. Then make your move once you got her in your hand. :)

Trust me, took me ages to learn this method, and now i can scam on 100 chicks a night w no problem.

-= nav =-
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The Ranger said:
Here's a better idea...Quit being a pussy and do something instead of pulling the "I'm too shy" routine...

Ranger
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Both of these posts are good advice. I generally won't ask a chick out unless she gives me a solid signal first. My ratio is quite good using this method. I think 9 yes 2 no (both said they had bfs) in the last year or so...all were quite hot.
 
You're better off. It not's worth all the drama.
 
Actually if you're wealthy, get a shirt printed front & back with your financial information. This is my idea, so no patenting it, then you basically could just walk around and chicks would flock to you like...well... chicks to money.
 
Frackal said:
Actually if you're wealthy, get a shirt printed front & back with your financial information. This is my idea, so no patenting it, then you basically could just walk around and chicks would flock to you like...well... chicks to money.
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Speak the gospel brother.
 
go up to her, tell her you work out, and then say you made a nasty crap this morning, and start to describe it.


i do that minus the working out part, and it makes girls laugh every time....cept ive never had a girlfriend:(
 
ZKaudio said:
tiger.. u live in hollywood? or do u just have a hollywood smile? if u live there... cruise to skybar tonight
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i dont live there, i dont think i could get in there anyways these days...all celebs and you have to know someone. You been to skybar?

if so how is it? over rated ? or a real treat?
 
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