im a pussy, i dont have the balls to go up to girls

[The Red Dragon]

Nice shoes wanna fuck
Best pickup line ever

 

[Deleted member 33117]

RD, no I prefer "Do you believe in love at first site? If not I can walk by again...." or "Would you like to sit on my magic lampost?"

 

[strangebrew]

Just say "Hi, I'm George.... I'm bald, unemployed, and I live with my parents."

 

[gonelifting]

Just say "Hi, I'm George.... I'm bald, unemployed, and I live with my parents."

Or try the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you`re thinking routine.

It worked for George.







Don`t forget the newspaper.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Just be yourself. Confidence is what gets you laid. Just be who you are, and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, and you'll do fine.

 

[borg4902]

I have to poop.

 

[ZKaudio]

tiger.. u live in hollywood? or do u just have a hollywood smile? if u live there... cruise to skybar tonight

 

[Gambino]

You really need to adopt the I don't give a fuck mentality. Even though you may give a fuck, don't let it show. Girls are gonna reject your ass, just how it is. Like someone said before, complete numbers game. Learn to expect some rejection and it won't hurt as much. Think of it like this. If you sat in the woods with a box of shells and and shotgun, and you fired randomly in the same direction for a few hours, you are bound to drop something. That is the dating game...

 

[The Ranger]

Just pull a "Dumb and Dumber" .... Hang at the bar, and put out the *Vibe*

Ranger

 

[Paulo]

Sometimes I'll sit at the bar and look moody. Not depressed, mind you, more like I don't give a shit. Which, in reality is not too far from fact. Eventually someone will wander over and start talking to me. If they are hot, I'll give off a little hint that they just brightened my day with their presence. However, remember this, it is key to maintain a little bit of edge so as to keep them guessing.





p.s. Hi, my name is Paulo and I am a mysogonist asshole. Just figured I would introduce myself to the group.