im a pussy, i dont have the balls to go up to girls

[IHateBrolies]

Re: Re: Re: im a pussy, i dont have the balls to go up to girls

"whats the deal with that guy?" "i'm gonna fuk em and find out"

LOL!!!

It's great if you actually hear a few girls talking about you like that. I have heard girls say, "Who is that guy anyway?" "I don't know, but he's hot". And trust me I am not hot - I just made myself the mysterious outsider in this particular place.

I haven't tried the newspaper trick. Good idea. I like to carry around my laptop case whether I have my laptop with me or not. It enhances my whole young "busy researcher entrepreneur" image.

I used to ask girls incredibly obvious questions, but that never seemed to work. While many people will tell you that it doesn't matter what you say, it is important to have a supposed reason to continue the conversation, and if you talk about the weather for 10 minutes she is going to think you're a retard. I try to think of subtly sexual ways to say ordinary things and make them feel just a little bit comfortable and a little bit uncomfortable.

So I think you should actually practice in the mirror, and think of lots of openers with chicks. It helps to develop a consistent facade with the promise of more in the background.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

are the chics super model chics?

 

[ZKaudio]

^hopefully so, they get approached less than everyone thinks and are very much attainable.

 

[tiger88]

^hopefully so, they get approached less than everyone thinks and are very much attainable.

whats up ZK ? i am just drunk and i am gonna drink alot of water to kill the hangover



hey bro, just pic out a chics flaws so she isnt as hot, then go at it

 

[tiger88]

Carry a newspaper around with you.

that only works while cleaned shavd and dressed to kill and have a hollywood smile like me

 

[calveless wonder]

sounds like from lack of practice....theres no way around it. you have to just have the confidence and GO for it. I'm sure you're afraid of rejection basically but thats part of the game and the only way you can win is to go to as many girls as possible. After awhile, it will become natural, btu that initial step is the most difficult. For every 10 girls you go up to, i'd say about 3 are likely to be extremely responsive. it's all a numbers game

 

[Outtlaw]

Carry a newspaper around with you.

Or better yet, just leave a note on the girls car your interested in... That one always works.

 

[Burning_Inside]

at parties, i tell myself "ok after this beer im going up to that cute chick over there and asking her to dance". but i dont. im a pussy. if anything i end up dancing with a chick i have no intentions of ever talking to again cuz shes ugly and i know i wont get rejected.

i was used to having girls in highschool ALLLL over me and like a dozen asking me out at the same time. but now that i go to a very elite school where the girls are smart and expecting guys with game, i find myself having zilch. yes... i have zero game. what do i do?

i need to get laid badly. help me plz.


-drunk collegekid

Dude, you're not missing much, really. Unless you really want a serious relationship and want to go through all that bullshit that comes along with it, chicks for the most part around your age are just disposable ass, ass that's really not worth worth bothering with anyway with the risk of disease, pregnancy, and all the bullshit that comes along with girls emotions.

Seriously, just sit on your room, study, play video games, lay off the beer, and when you get horny, rub one off, it'll save you a ton of hassle. When you get older you will realize it's not worth it to persue. If it comes, it comes.

 

[The Ranger]

Here's a better idea...Quit being a pussy and do something instead of pulling the "I'm too shy" routine...

Ranger

 

[Dougly]

"Hey, cool shoes!" Works EVERYTIME.