If you saw Jesus on the road hitchhiking

[Wombat]

Would you pick him up?

 

[frorider6]

Probably not because I don't pick up any hitchhiker. Plus, he'd look like a hippy and I really don't like those.

 

[Wombat]

Yeah he looks like the type of guy that would slit your throat for your wallet. He would probably be all boozed up on mad dog 20/20 also.

 

[JohnnyO]

As long as the dove that is usually flying around in his vicinity doesn't try to shit on me.

So close to Jesus he's given me his loaves and fish receipe.

 

[MasterMind]

How would you know its Jesus and not some homicidal maniac....I don't pick up hitchhikers but if I knew it was Jesus then yeah I would pick him up...besides....having Jesus alone in your car...imagine all the questions you could ask him

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'd pray.



















Show him the misery of the world.

Then pick him up by his long hair, shove him in a burn barrel and light him up.

 

[brianharper94]

Jesus? Are we talking about a mexican guy here? He might be loco man....cut your fucking throat essay. (say it like Cheech)

Jesus ain't nothing but a tree huggin hippy. (say it like cartman)

I wouldn't pick up anybody in my car. Not even a beautiful girl. People like to steal Escalades. I don't believe in Jesus so I definitely wouldn't pick him up.

 

[kronk]

Hmmmm...good question. Yea, I would pick him up cause shit man....he has gotta have the kind bud...I mean...he is Jesus right? He has gotta have the hook for the kind...and he is a hippie!

 

[BigGuns2]

Jesus? Are we talking about a mexican guy here? He might be loco man....cut your fucking throat essay. (say it like Cheech)

Jesus ain't nothing but a tree huggin hippy. (say it like cartman)

I wouldn't pick up anybody in my car. Not even a beautiful girl. People like to steal Escalades. I don't believe in Jesus so I definitely wouldn't pick him up.

LOL! I was going to go with this idea!!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Would you pick him up?

No! I aint going to pick up a 32 year old virgin that still lives with his momma!