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If you saw Jesus on the road hitchhiking
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lil k
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DcupSheepNipples said:
Now that was the quote of the day folks! LMAO!
pauly
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Reminds me of a story.........
Somethin like this. This lady was in a village that Jesus was preaching in. She liked Him so much that, even though she was poor with little food, invited him over for dinner. So, she goes out and sells a cow or some sheep to obtain meat, fruit, and bread for their feast. Tha table is all set, and as she awaits His visit the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a homeless mand in rags and shambles starving. He asks her for food but she declines him and says to go away because everything on the table is for Jesus. So the nite goes on and He doesn't show up. The next day she sees him adn asks, " I had sold my belongings to prepare a fine meal for you, why did you not come?" Jesus answers, "but I did, although you wouldn't invite me in."
Moral of the story.................... don't wash your ass with conditioner.
Somethin like this. This lady was in a village that Jesus was preaching in. She liked Him so much that, even though she was poor with little food, invited him over for dinner. So, she goes out and sells a cow or some sheep to obtain meat, fruit, and bread for their feast. Tha table is all set, and as she awaits His visit the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a homeless mand in rags and shambles starving. He asks her for food but she declines him and says to go away because everything on the table is for Jesus. So the nite goes on and He doesn't show up. The next day she sees him adn asks, " I had sold my belongings to prepare a fine meal for you, why did you not come?" Jesus answers, "but I did, although you wouldn't invite me in."
Moral of the story.................... don't wash your ass with conditioner.
riskybizz007
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First off Jesus never sinned, so i seriously doubt the dude would slit your throat. Hell I'd give him the car if he asked for it. But i guarantee you he aint gonna be hitchhiking and asking for a ride, but when your ride w/ life is done He'll be the first one you see and either He will embrace you or turn His back on you b/c you turned your back on Him your whole life. The path of light is small and narrow and the path that leads to darkness is wide and much easier to follow. And like Jesus said, what you do for the least of my brothers you do for me... So count me in for picking him up.
strongchick
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brianharper94 said:
hmmm. Escalade. A fan of ostentatious, gas guzzling materialism, 'essay'. Say that with Bush accent.
j/k.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Yes, I deserve a golf clap, but really I speakith the truth. Join me in my cult that worships the dung of barnyard animals! Oh, holly Cow Dung bring us much protein powder this winter, so we may feed our hungry bellies!
brianharper94
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strongchick said:
Nope. I just like the way it looks. I'm a fucking pimp now.
