if you had to choose one person from this board to have sex with your s.o.

[slat1]

write a book so they can make a movie of this

Mickey Rourke should play you

Quentin Tarentino could direct. I'm not sure anyone else understands the full sexual nature of the woodchipper like he does!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

Note: If someone had sex with my girlfriend I would kill them, their family, their dog... I would burn down their house and then I would higher a gang of gay men to fuck all surviving male members of that persons family up the ass!
Oh. I would kill my gf for doing it too.
At that point I would drive around the country putting prostitutes through my woodchipper after I had sex with them.

We have a similar angle on this subject Slat...but in my scenario, theres more duct tape and slow but steady torture.

 

[Dial_tone]

I thought about that but mine claims to have no interest in women.

even better. I don't want her fucking somebody she might have an interest in, even though she's been with a girl before.

 

[HiDnGoD]

dude wtf,

what about me

You get Sawa's hand.

For my wifey, I'd pick Raina or Frisky. You never specified gender & I'd prefer this way.

 

[bigmann245]

You get Sawa's hand.

For my wifey, I'd pick Raina or Frisky. You never specified gender & I'd prefer this way.

oh man that was my choice also. well i guess you can never have too much of a good thing huh.

 

[slat1]

We have a similar angle on this subject Slat...but in my scenario, theres more duct tape and slow but steady torture.

Don't forget about speaker wire. It works well too!

 

[SoKlueles]

thats ok slat noone picked me either

 

[jack sparrow]

Klu, please change back to the Kenny Chesney avatar

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu, please change back to the Kenny Chesney avatar

dont be hating
dang i was gonna change it today too

 

[jack sparrow]

I liked the blah blah blah one.