if you had to choose one person from this board to have sex with your s.o.

[hamstershaver]

who would it be?
id probably let shadow have klu, ive seen his bulge when he had his leg pic up and we are about the same size down there, so i wouldnt be too worried

 

[Evil_Frisky]

who would it be?
id probably let shadow have klu, ive seen his bulge when he had his leg pic up and we are about the same size down there, so i wouldnt be too worried

dood...... Men don't talk about other men's bulges!

 

[Sub-Zero]

who would it be?
id probably let shadow have klu, ive seen his bulge when he had his leg pic up and we are about the same size down there, so i wouldnt be too worried

dude wtf,

what about me

 

[hamstershaver]

dood...... Men don't talk about other men's bulges!

why not? lestat does

 

[The Shadow]

who would it be?
id probably let shadow have klu, ive seen his bulge when he had his leg pic up and we are about the same size down there, so i wouldnt be too worried

LMAO


Hammy, hammy, hammy..........


You are in the upper 1% too then?

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol...

 

[IvanOffelitch]

You ask some of the most bizzarre questions sometimes, rodentborliowski.

 

[hamstershaver]

wtf??????? no one else is answering the question

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont think that i would approve my hubby of being with any one here

 

[Hiatussin]

A female obviously

Frisky hehe

of course i need to say a male...


Not perk because hes a perv and only i get to be perv with my gf

 

[SoreArms]

I'd bone everybodies gf

 

[hamstershaver]

i cant wait to see who klu lets me bang

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i cant wait to see who klu lets me bang

Sawastea

 

[Deterass]

Sawastea ,since we all know he's gay now.He couldn't perform and we could all make fun of him even more.

 

[newbiebynature]

if i had a girlfriend id let every dude on EF do her...yes sub...that means you too

 

[exotic_island_girl]

no thanks, I am not a swinger. I would share anything but my partner.

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf???
Id only let hammy do someone close to him
sorearms or sawastea
oh oh oh
or DB

wait
bran too
and dang youd let me bang shadow?
but dang would he bang me?

 

[ohashi]

I'd go with hammy for the same reason he chose Shadow.

 

[UA_Iron]

Sawastea

chef should lay down the smackdown for such comments.


I'd let sublime give my girl a whirl - he needs sex and my gf is only a year older than him.

 

[hamstershaver]

wtf???
Id only let hammy do someone close to him
sorearms or sawastea
oh oh oh
or DB

wait
bran too
and dang youd let me bang shadow?
but dang would he bang me?

im sure hed hit it

 

[The Shadow]

im sure hed hit it

werd

 

[UA_Iron]

im sure hed hit it

string_bean would....
so would sublime

 

[SoKlueles]

why is it easier for guys to let some other guy bang their girl than it is for a girl to let some hooker screw their man?
i guess its morals lol
we all say men becasuse we seriously dont watn to share our men
I personally would tear someones eyeballs out
and rip his pecker off

 

[Evil_Frisky]

chef should lay down the smackdown for such comments.


I'd let sublime give my girl a whirl - he needs sex and my gf is only a year older than him.

I didn't mean for Chef.. LOL thats Soklu's pick for hammy

 

[The Shadow]

why is it easier for guys to let some other guy bang their girl than it is for a girl to let some hooker screw their man?
i guess its morals lol
we all say men becasuse we seriously dont watn to share our men
I personally would tear someones eyeballs out
and rip his pecker off

er...maybe I wouldnt hit it after all

 

[UA_Iron]

why is it easier for guys to let some other guy bang their girl than it is for a girl to let some hooker screw their man?
i guess its morals lol
we all say men becasuse we seriously dont watn to share our men
I personally would tear someones eyeballs out
and rip his pecker off

depends on the situation.

 

[UA_Iron]

er...maybe I wouldnt hit it after all

TRT/HRT time buddy.

 

[SoKlueles]

er...maybe I wouldnt hit it after all

oh i wouldnt rip your penile area off dang
id rip HAMMYS
so u can continue saying that you would do me
i dont mind

 

[hamstershaver]

werd

see
you two need to set it up for sometime, i would like a nice donation though for letting her service you

 

[Raina]

This thread just screams the word "CLASSY".

 

[The Shadow]

see
you two need to set it up for sometime, i would like a nice donation though for letting her service you

Im assuming the green, non-folding kind???

 

[Evil_Frisky]

see
you two need to set it up for sometime, i would like a nice donation though for letting her service you

lmao@ hammy pimp'n Klu for K

 

[The Shadow]

This thread just screams the word "CLASSY".

LOLOL

 

[SoKlueles]

werd

omg youd do me? thats so sweet
hammy better not even let it happen tho
cuz then if he dont care to share me with any tom dick or harry(no pun intended shadow) then he dont wuvs me

 

[The Shadow]

o
cuz then if he dont care to share me with any tom dick or harry(no pun intended shadow) then he dont wuvs me

Im thinking for the right K...lol

 

[hamstershaver]

This thread just screams the word "CLASSY".

thanks!!!!!!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah hes my honey bear from Starskey and hutch
i want the folding green thanks

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Im thinking for the right K...lol

klu just called you a dick


omg


LOL

 

[hamstershaver]

Im assuming the green, non-folding kind???

yes

 

[SoKlueles]

klu just called you a dick


omg


LOL

I did not dang
i called him tom and harry too dang

 

[UA_Iron]

did anyone catch the statement that I'd let sublime hit my gf?

wtf, threads anymore turn into a vagina vs. penis match.

 

[SoKlueles]

did anyone catch the statement that I'd let sublime hit my gf?

wtf, threads anymore turn into a vagina vs. penis match.

your sweet for letting him hit your gf
it may put him in a good mood for a few months

 

[Miss24k]

omg youd do me? thats so sweet
hammy better not even let it happen tho
cuz then if he dont care to share me with any tom dick or harry(no pun intended shadow) then he dont wuvs me

Sok, I don't think this has anything to do with Hammy not wuving you, I'm sure he wuvs you very much, he just wants you to have some good sex for once... lol

 

[SoKlueles]

Sok, I don't think this has anything to do with Hammy not wuving you, I'm sure he wuvs you very much, he just wants you to have some good sex for once... lol

omg u see the bright side of things
I wuvs you gf

 

[The Shadow]

LOL@k

 

[Hiatussin]

I´d think id let Matt do my gf if i must pick a man

or AAP hehe

 

[awittyusername]

You might as well pick shadow. Because, all your gf's would do it in a heartbeat anyways.

 

[gobalboa]

id let hammy take care of mine

 

[lilred]

Rottenwillow

 

[nutsnack]

id choose sublimezm b/c he's a virgin and it'd last like 5 seconds so then she'd come right back to me to finish the job..!

 

[Mr. dB]

wtf???
Id only let hammy do someone close to him
sorearms or sawastea
oh oh oh
or DB

Jesus Christ.

I'd prefer to be matched with a female partner, if you don't mind.

 

[hamstershaver]

Jesus Christ.

 

[canadianhitman]

omg youd do me? thats so sweet
hammy better not even let it happen tho
cuz then if he dont care to share me with any tom dick or harry(no pun intended shadow) then he dont wuvs me

Hammy would pimp you out for karma any day of the week.

And, since I already donated a whole lot of it to him....

Stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen, Klu!

 

[gjohnson5]

a "girlfriend" doesn't reall count as a significant other. So I'll have sex with all your "significant others" Biggie Style

 

[pintoca]

string_bean

he would hit it, no questions asked

 

[KOBE_IS_DRUNK]

Aap 100%

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy would pimp you out for karma any day of the week.

And, since I already donated a whole lot of it to him....

Stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen, Klu!

LOL
dang i never thought of it that way
im yours for 45 minutes

 

[canadianhitman]

LOL
dang i never thought of it that way
im yours for 45 minutes

How do you want to divy that up between kitty licking/banging/ect??

 

[SoKlueles]

How do you want to divy that up between kitty licking/banging/ect??

surprise me

 

[canadianhitman]

surprise me

Ok...fine...then the ol' surprise transition to anal while hittin' it doggie is a 'go'

 

[RottenWillow]

wtf??????? no one else is answering the question

Homes, this is an interesting idea for a topic. If you actually got a lot of serious answers, this shit could get real yo.

Hmmm....ok I guess I might have different answers if it were to be a 3way or just Josh one-on-one with an EF chica. For a 3way it could be several, cause it'd just be gbg playtime which I've done several times now. However, if it were just him and the other girl I might have to go with Daisy Girl. I'd pick her because she's smart, funny, and straight up no bs like your's truly.

 

[RottenWillow]

But after a quick look, I dont know if you got more than one, maybe two, serious responses.

 

[ChefWide]

Sulma.

 

[mountain muscle]

This thread just screams the word "CLASSY".

I had my sound off...

 

[StickFigure]

who would it be?
id probably let shadow have klu, ive seen his bulge when he had his leg pic up and we are about the same size down there, so i wouldnt be too worried

Uhhh, Goldmember, I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude! Kinda creepy, uh huh!

 

[needtogetaas]

no thanks, I am not a swinger. I would share anything but my partner.

even youre goodies,Ill take some.

 

[slat1]

Nobody is letting me at their girlfriends I see....

Note: If someone had sex with my girlfriend I would kill them, their family, their dog... I would burn down their house and then I would higher a gang of gay men to fuck all surviving male members of that persons family up the ass!
Oh. I would kill my gf for doing it too.
At that point I would drive around the country putting prostitutes through my woodchipper after I had sex with them.

 

[Dial_tone]

I would choose Rotten Willow to have sex with mine.

 

[slat1]

I would choose Rotten Willow to have sex with mine.

I thought about that but mine claims to have no interest in women. Plus, I'm afraid Rottenwillow would convert her to full time provacative girl and girl action!

 

[Hiatussin]

Nobody is letting me at their girlfriends I see....

Note: If someone had sex with my girlfriend I would kill them, their family, their dog... I would burn down their house and then I would higher a gang of gay men to fuck all surviving male members of that persons family up the ass!
Oh. I would kill my gf for doing it too.
At that point I would drive around the country putting prostitutes through my woodchipper after I had sex with them.

write a book so they can make a movie of this

Mickey Rourke should play you

 

[slat1]

write a book so they can make a movie of this

Mickey Rourke should play you

Quentin Tarentino could direct. I'm not sure anyone else understands the full sexual nature of the woodchipper like he does!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

Note: If someone had sex with my girlfriend I would kill them, their family, their dog... I would burn down their house and then I would higher a gang of gay men to fuck all surviving male members of that persons family up the ass!
Oh. I would kill my gf for doing it too.
At that point I would drive around the country putting prostitutes through my woodchipper after I had sex with them.

We have a similar angle on this subject Slat...but in my scenario, theres more duct tape and slow but steady torture.

 

[Dial_tone]

I thought about that but mine claims to have no interest in women.

even better. I don't want her fucking somebody she might have an interest in, even though she's been with a girl before.

 

[HiDnGoD]

dude wtf,

what about me

You get Sawa's hand.

For my wifey, I'd pick Raina or Frisky. You never specified gender & I'd prefer this way.

 

[bigmann245]

You get Sawa's hand.

For my wifey, I'd pick Raina or Frisky. You never specified gender & I'd prefer this way.

oh man that was my choice also. well i guess you can never have too much of a good thing huh.

 

[slat1]

We have a similar angle on this subject Slat...but in my scenario, theres more duct tape and slow but steady torture.

Don't forget about speaker wire. It works well too!

 

[SoKlueles]

thats ok slat noone picked me either

 

[jack sparrow]

Klu, please change back to the Kenny Chesney avatar

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu, please change back to the Kenny Chesney avatar

dont be hating
dang i was gonna change it today too

 

[jack sparrow]

I liked the blah blah blah one.

 

[SoKlueles]

I liked the blah blah blah one.

ok done

 

[jack sparrow]

ok done

You ROCK!!

 

[HiDnGoD]

thats ok slat noone picked me either

I was gonna pick you, but I've made enough references to your pleasure treasure lately. I have to stop or Hammy will send out a hit squad, I don't have enough green to buy him off.

 

[SoKlueles]

I was gonna pick you, but I've made enough references to your pleasure treasure lately. I have to stop or Hammy will send out a hit squad, I don't have enough green to buy him off.

LOL hes already said he would let me do shadow lol
and all shadow would need is k

 

[HiDnGoD]

LOL hes already said he would let me do shadow lol
and all shadow would need is k

Look at your K & my K. "SOB SNIFFLE' What could I possibly offer? "snort sniff'