If A Girl Was Passed Out In Your Bed, Would You...

[strengthmonster]

LOL! but you did it all wrong. You should have wanked all over her then smoked a couple of cigs and left them in the ashtray by the bed before falling asleep. She will wake up not knowing if she has fucked you or not. In the morning tell her how good it was so her head is cabbaged and try and get some more (OK, first), whilst she is sober. Then kick her out.

 

[Torch]

You should of stuck it in her mouth, see if that wakes her up

 

[thesuperstar]

take that pussy, thats what she wants you to do... she came over to get drunk and party right, take that pussy!!

 

[MP5]

Big Johnson, you are now one of my favorites here! That was some funny shit.

And to cm3503jm, what do you mean treat others like you want to be treated. I doubt big Johnson told her all night to ditch her friends cause she was going to get some dick, just so he could fall a sleep. That is a fucking prick tease.

 

[YAKUZA]

She'd wake up with a sore bum and a sticky back

 

[justinf22]

If I couldnt wake her up...i would rub my balls in her face!

 

[panther]

Would wake her up and have her give me oral.

 

[bigkraut]

You know, I had that shit happen to me a couple of times when I was younger. I wrote it off as me being a boring MFer! I'd call some friends, have them bring up some suds, order pizza, kick on some tunes, and just chill. She would hear the noise, get up, and then we would sneak off for a little "cardio". Ya gotta improvise! lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I think what CM was saying is that REGARDLESS of how she dissed him, it would have been better for him to RESPECT HIMSELF MORE by just leaving the stupid bitch be and kicking her ass to the curb in the am. If he had let her sleep and just let her leave in the am and never give her the time of day in the future...she would have felt like, "OH MY GOD! What a stupid bitch I am! I cock tease this REALLY FINE, REALLY NICE guy all night, he drops his precious time and money on me - only to have me diss him! - and then he DOESN'T DISS ME BACK?!?!" Stupid bitches like this just don't comprehend that you don't go grabbing a guy's dick at dinner, ask to go back to his place "to be alone" and HELLO!.....where is the pussy? I will be the first one to say that a sex act should ALWAYS be mutually consentual. Up until the last moment EITHER party can ALWAYS CHANGE THIER MIND - PERIOD. But what she did was just a BIG FAT MIND FUCK. It wasn't as if you guys had started and she got guilt feelings or whatever. She was just being a fucking COCK TEASE, plain and simple.

Personally, I don't know how you didn't end up fucking dragging her ass out by her hair. I was kind of thinking "testosterone disrespectful male bullshit" until I read the part about her rubbing you down at some point in the evening. As far as I am concerned, a little dirty talking doesn't necessarily mean that there will be nookie that evening, but if I am grabbing on some guys' cock I DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE WHAT HE IS MADE OF, so to speak. hhehehehheheee

Oh baby....I can guarantee you, if I was goin' for THE BIG JOHNSON (hehehee) there would be NO QUESTION about how the evening would end - you studman, you.

 

[danielson]

ahahaha

Big J, way to

she obviously was just fucking with ur head. nice one, kick the bitch out...she'll probably be begging for it later anyway, he mind seems retarded enough that she'll actually pursue u till the ends of the earth now