If A Girl Was Passed Out In Your Bed, Would You...

[Stan O'Zolol]

pee on her

guaranteed to make her fiesty

Ahh...yes, the Golden Shower!

 

[Big Johnson]

LOLOLOLOL!

I JUST KICKED THAT BITCH THE FUCK OUT! SHE WAS CRYYYYYYING HER HEAD OFF. "WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO WAAAAAHHHHH! I'M SORRY WAAAAHHH" JESUS, WHAT A LAME ASS CHICK. STRING ME ALONG ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT ACTING LIKE AND SAYING YOU WANT IT AND THEN PULL THE PASS OUT ROUTINE WHEN YOU'VE ONLY HAD THREE DRINKS? SHE WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO COME BACK HERE! I COULD HAVE STAYED OUT AND FOUND SOME OTHER SLUT. FUCKING MIND GAMES. WHY NOT JUST BE STRAIGHT UP AND SAY, "LOOK, I JUST WANTED YOU TO DROP A BUNCH OF MONEY ON ME AND THEN JERK YOURSELF OFF WHILE I ACTED LIKE I WAS ASLEEP." WHAT A DUMB ASS CHICK. I FEEL BETTER

 

[Big Johnson]

pee on her

guaranteed to make her fiesty

LOL! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY AS HELL! I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT DUMPING WATER ON HER ASS.

 

[JeetKuneDo]

Hey Johnson i thought u woz nicer then dat! ...... was she fine? or a mutant?

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I'd do everything morally wrong to her!

 

[GLP]

Without reading any replys my personal shit id hit it. IF it was not a friend. Some girl i did not know would be getting a dick.

 

[chr15]

take a dump on her, wait til she wakes up, and see if she mentions anything

 

[JohnnyO]

let her sleep .. it's wrong to take advantage of drunk passed out people .. no matter HOW fine.

 

[Big Johnson]

Hey Johnson i thought u woz nicer then dat! ...... was she fine? or a mutant?

I'M A NICE GUY UNTIL I GET JERKED AROUND. SHE WAS FINE - ABOUT 5'6"-7", 120 ISH, VERY PRETTY. TOO BAD SHE'S A STUPID BITCH.

LADIES - WHAT NOT TO DO TO A GUY:

1. PLAY ALL DAY OVER THE PHONE LIKE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH A GUY. MAKE SURE YOU TALK A LITTLE DETAIL SO HE GET'S REALLY HORNY.

2. THEN, GO OUT WITH HIM AND LET HIM TAKE YOU TO A VERY NICE DINNER. MAKE SURE YOU DO THINGS LIKE RUB HIS COCK THROUGH HIS PANTS.

3. MEET HIS FRIENDS FOR DRINKS AND THEN TELL HIM "I WANT TO BE ALONE WITH YOU" SO HE LEAVES EARLY

4. GET BACK TO HIS PLACE, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF, GET IN HIS BED, AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE ASLEEP WHEN HE GETS OUT OF THE BATHROOM ONE MINUTE LATER. ACT LIKE YOU ARE SO TIRED YOU CAN'T EVEN WAKE UP UNTIL THE GUY SAYS "GET THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT."

5. ACT SUPRISED WHEN HE KICKS YOUR MIND-GAME PLAYING ASS OUT WHERE IT BELONGS AND START CRYING BOOO HOOO HOOO

6. CALL AT 3 AM WHEN THE GUY HAS JUST GOTTEN TO SLEEP HIMSELF AND APOLOGIZE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SO TIRED YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, REMEMBER? LAME.....

THE PHONE CONVERSATION:

BJ: HELLO?
DUMB BITCH: HEY...
BJ: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
DUMB BITCH: I'M SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT...*SNIFF*
BJ: WHATEVER (HANGS UP)

 

[Frackal]

Just do her man...I doubt she'll feel it anyway...