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I will not apologize for being a man.

frorider6 said:
Hmmmmm, not much of a female presence on this thread. Ladies, whatcha think?

(I personally am quite thrilled that you're a man, Fro. No apology necessary. :p)

Well, "men" is kind of a broad category. :) Men are amaaazing!!!! Husbands and fathers and brothers. Heroes. Charging into the World Trade Center or comforting each other in Vietnam or landing on the beaches in Normandy. Or having tea parties with their daughters after a draining day at the office when what they really want to do is watch the game, crack open a Heineken, and jerk off. Pretty damn heroic sacrifice!

Society put men through centuries of trials and they rose to it--and continue to rise--in twenty million daily acts of heroism that we never see. They rock!!!!

And for every chest-thumping, mouth-breathing, ass-scratching jerk locked in extended adolescence on this board, there's a B FOLD, someone you CAN trust. So those guys don't even matter. They're not men, they're jokes! Real men are WONDERFUL -- every woman should own one! (Hee hee, I make funny.)

HOWEVER..... since I have already had one guy on this board throw the DNA / "biology is destiny" thing at me, I'm gonna throw it back. So I'm GENERALIZING here (in other words, I know there are exceptions, so don't feel the need to post 'em all!)

Men love novelty. There was that book which turned into a movie that called it the "New Cow Theory." Boy cows won't fuck girl cows if they've already been there. It's a waste of good seed. You gotta spread that shit around! Scientists even did a study. They smeared the new cow with the, ahem, "secretions" of the old cow, and the boy cow suddenly lost interest. Been there, fucked that.

So, again, generalization alert: Mother Nature gave men and women different agendas. And you guys can dick women over in a way that we can't.

To make it personal, Frorider is the hottest thing going ... he is amazing--and I want nothing more than to tie him up with bungee cord one day and haul his fine, fine ass to Maui or Oahu or somewhere else with a lot of vowels for some tropical lovin'....

But you, Fro, have a girlfriend while you flirt with me. So I would be kind of silly to completely trust you, or any guy in that situation. It's not your fault. It's just ... new cow.

(I'm just singling you out Fro because this is your thread! Don't be mad!!!)
 
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hmmmmmmmm.....

No comment.

B True
 
tripleV said:
hey frorider....are those stars any relation to the typical notches on bed posts ? :D

If so..dayum :p

You are endlessly horny lol
 
hmmmmmmmmm.....

Nope.

B True
 
Whut the hell? Why in the hell would you excuse yerself fer bein' a man an' all? Shit, son, it ain't yer choice, unless you's one a them funny critters who thinks you can go on ahead an' be a girl. I seen 'em on tv once. The good lord made you a man, son, now git on out there an' act one!
 
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