M<y relationship is totally disfunctional but when i wake up in the morning and breakfast is there with coffee its a good day, When I come home after classes and work and dinner and brownies are waiting its a good day, If I have to be a dick and trash her self-esteem to get it this way then I'll do it.... I'd rather just slap her on her ass and say "DADDIES HOME"!!!!!!
Hahahahaha,
Honestly I'm really nice, but fuck it is fun to mean sometimes.