I want some butt sex from her - she's apprehensive

[epinephrine munky]

epinephrine munky, if you get your wife hot enough she'll probably let you do just about anything to her. Just remember make sure she don't pull this if you get to fuck me in the ass I get to fuck you in the ass with a strap-on cause that wouldn't be cool and would be very gay.

ha ha haX10 no worries people. A few weeks ago I let my history proffesor push me a little too hard on leg press, and the next morning in the shower I had a "pea size" bumb on my y'know arse-ho. So, feeling like a complete HOMO, I reluctantly asked wifey to look at it. It was a hemmorhoid... the first one I have ever had...

It went away in a few days, but damn it I felt so humiliated and well... downright "queer". Not going through that again.

Thanks for the replies.

 

[Lumberg]

The anus is like a muscle. You wouldn't try to squat 405 on your first day squatting would you? No.

So you work your way up over several weeks until you're in liky Flynn.

JC

 

[bodacious]

The muscles in the rectum are designed to push things out. Right? So ramming an 8 x 2in into that place is unsafe and not real pleasurable. Is it the tightness that the men enjoy? Is it a power trip? Is it a gay type fantasy? The chances of arousing me through the g-spot or the clitoris is much higher than anal stimulation. Like the guy said, "would you let her strap on a dildo and fuck you in the ass?" Exit only Homo's.

 

[Jack Diesel]

Trust me on this one. Get her a little vibrating toy, not a dildo, like a btterfly vibrator. let her press it on her clit while you analfuck the hell out of her. She will love it . just make sure you go at the same time or slightly B4 her because it will hurt her like hell after she cums

 

[HGH man--Chargeback]

Get her in the mood for an enema. Put some anul ease in her butt to slide the enema in . When she poops , everything comes out. Thats when you can take your time and with her and slide it in . Like slidin a hot dog in a bun. With mustard

 

[epinephrine munky]

Hmm... with mustard? anyone have a clue what that means?

What about just waiting until after she has her daily poopie? We're like clockwork around here. Me = AM. Her = PM... it's crazy. After you've been married to someone for 6 yrs. you sort-of notice these things. I know I know... get a life... it's not like our apartment is very large... you just know when someone goes to lock the door and the fans come on etc..

I am just waiting for her to be out of school this summer so we'll have more free time to get frisky.

 

[Frackal]

The muscles in the rectum are designed to push things out. Right? So ramming an 8 x 2in into that place is unsafe and not real pleasurable. Is it the tightness that the men enjoy? Is it a power trip? Is it a gay type fantasy? The chances of arousing me through the g-spot or the clitoris is much higher than anal stimulation. Like the guy said, "would you let her strap on a dildo and fuck you in the ass?" Exit only Homo's.

Fatty