I want some butt sex from her - she's apprehensive

[epinephrine munky]

First off, I have to tell you that niether one of us have had anal sex. I want to and she is a little - no a lot - apprehensive. My dick is the biggest one she has ever seen in real life but it's just average, 6.5" but to her it's more than average cause the other guys must have been small.

So, my wife is on the mend from a urinary tract infection so we did the butt slide thing last night (it's like "titty fvcking" - there's no actual intercourse). I greased up the monkey, squished her cheeks together and proceeded to slide away. It was late, she was very tired and not getting anything out of it and last night it felt extra warm down there. She woke up and told me my I was almost inside her "back door".

Apparently she was so relaxed that I almost worked my tool into her arse. I was like "cool". She told me that last night was not the night if we were going to do that because she had gas and her tummy hurt a little. Damn it, she NEVER has gas, but I believed her because I heard her complaining about it in the other room just before bedtime.

So it sounds like there may be a "chance" and more importantly I don't think I hurt her at all last night... I just woke her up cause something large and obtrusive was working it's way into her rectum...so I think she may be a little more willing to give it a try one day.

I have been looking forward to this for about 4 years now. And the anticipation is killing me.

Input please.

 

[Paulos]

Wait till she falls asleep then just jam it in.

 

[Badkins21]

There are probably 50+ threads on this board re: the same thing...check 'em out!

 

[epinephrine munky]

There are probably 50+ threads on this board re: the same thing...check 'em out!

yeah, i know... just wondering if anyone is going through the same thing or has gone through the same thing, I guess.

because I want to hide the sausage in that tight ol' brown eye so bad I can taste it. Geez, you ever smell the pheremones? They say you can't actually smell them, but maybe I have a great sniffer. Sorry I'm just horny as hell.

Gah, and the bad thing is I dream about anal sex with my wife at least once a week! Takes 30 minutes to get my raging hard-on to go down enough so I can take a piss in the morning!

 

[mfarrington]

That's it, taste the brown eye and she will allow your pecker in. No, not just taste, just deep plunge the tongue in until your cheeks are buried in between hers.

 

[wiseguy7]

epinephrine munky, if you get your wife hot enough she'll probably let you do just about anything to her. Just remember make sure she don't pull this if you get to fuck me in the ass I get to fuck you in the ass with a strap-on cause that wouldn't be cool and would be very gay.

 

[mfarrington]

What is gay about your wife playing with your ass in your own domain. or, is it just you feeling gay

 

[wiseguy7]

What is gay about your wife playing with your ass in your own domain. or, is it just you feeling gay

You would let a chick put on a starp-on and fuck you up the ass do I even need to explain why this is gay.

 

[TEXgrl]

work up to it, do it over the span of a few days, get her really hot, use your fingers first to get her to relax, then stop. start over the next day. after about three days of this, you will be in no problem! this method worked well for me!

 

[supertech69]

Buy her a butt plug bro & use lots of lube. Leave the plug in for a while & move it around until she relaxes. I've had several girls that had never done anal & as long as you are gentle & use a ton of lube, they will enjoy it. KY is great! Anal ease stains the sheets. Start out on lying on your sides. It's great once they;re used to it, you don't have to settle for blow jobs when that time of the month rolls around.