I traded sex for furniture

[UA_Iron]

Dude, I wouldn't fuck my ex-with a rented pussy and I started saying that BEFORE he was my ex!

Yeah well chicks can get it anywhere. I'm cashing out on a good thing till it expires.

Funny thing is I didnt really like having sex with her when we were together cause she fucken bugged me to death. Now that I have no emotional ties I like fucking her again.

 

[drsketch]

Dude, I wouldn't fuck my ex-with a rented pussy and I started saying that BEFORE he was my ex!

U must not have x's like me. I can still bang all my x's, they love my pipe

 

[NEO1]

We know you smoke the pole but I didn't know you smoke a pipe as well.

U must not have x's like me. I can still bang all my x's, they love my pipe

 

[ricco561]

Ummmm....I think he's got that angle covered by putting it in her ass.

Isn't that where puppies come from?

 

[SpyWizard]

Did she make the bed after?

now see that's funny... and did you wipe your self off on her bed sheets or curtain??

 

[goin on 4T]

now see that's funny... and did you wipe your self off on her bed sheets or curtain??

That is even funnier!!!

 

[BBR100]

What a fucking whore.

Why did you go out with a whore?

A $30 fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!1

+1

and you want to fuck this 10X ?

 

[gotmilk]

sounds like you are the one taking it up the ass...

 

[musclemom]

U must not have x's like me. I can still bang all my x's, they love my pipe

The ex that I used that particular phrase about was the one I was married to for over ten years. I had reached the point of weighing the merits of divorce over murder.

And truthfully, my current husband is absolutely the best I've ever had. Who the hell craves Spam when they have their choice off a 5 Star menu any night of the week?

 

[jnevin]

You should wipe your poopy dick off on the chair.