I traded sex for furniture

[hardrock]

Sweet. I'd go buy another something she'll want.

 

[AAP]

Do it 9 times.

Then when it is the 10th time, tell her the "hole" you want is on her best friend.

If she doesn't score you that, take back the chair.

If she does score you that, run out and buy a matching love seat and offer a deal again.

 

[BNG]

Chair = $300
6 pack= $5
Divorce= $???
Vid of you nailing her ass in her favorite chair= Pricele$$

You could tell her how much you'll miss her ass in that chair and how much you want a vid of her screaming out how much she loves that chair while you're hitting it. Play it and laugh or post it up and make bank.

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah yeah make a vid and post it!!!!

 

[sawastea]

Long thread...Have picks of the chick been posted?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Any hole I want. She bled this morning.

Judging from your avatar she bled from her ass. Great. Hopefully her tubes are also tied but unfortunately for some future troubled youth they probably aren't.

 

[mustang_00]

what if after the 10 sessions she's like "thanx for the chair, oh yeah i have herps"

 

[musclemom]

what if after the 10 sessions she's like "thanx for the chair, oh yeah i have herps"

I was actually thinking along those lines myself, but imagined her saying, "Uh, by the way, I just tested positive for HIV."

 

[bw1]

Chair = $300
6 pack= $5
Divorce= $???
Vid of you nailing her ass in her favorite chair= Pricele$$

You could tell her how much you'll miss her ass in that chair and how much you want a vid of her screaming out how much she loves that chair while you're hitting it. Play it and laugh or post it up and make bank.

lol

 

[Wulfgar]

I wouldnt have bought the chair for her and fucked her in the ass anyways

then dropped a steamy duece on her chest for being insolent