I traded sex for furniture

[UA_Iron]

Its not my fault. I havent been able to put it up there in a while. Now that I finally did it wasnt used to it.

 

[all the whey]

There was a chair that the ex really wanted. I said absolutely not.

"I'll let you put it anywhere..."
*thinks*
"5 times"
*thinks*
Finally "Ten times and you have a deal.

It was a crate and barrel chair that I paid like 300 bucks for and looked girly geighish.

Think it was worth it?

I get actual coupons. I redeemed one this morning.

What a fucking whore.

Why did you go out with a whore?

A $30 fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[string_bean00]

the more blood the better, I say

 

[mustang_00]

did you have the coupons signed and notarized??? what if she would have bailed out and just went off with the chair? small claims court???

post pix and i'll let you know if it was a good deal. you might have been better off tearing a hole in the chair and just fucking that...

 

[binö]

this is the same ex who is fucking you out of your mortgage money?
and you put your dick inside this trick?
SWV all up in this bitch, i predict

 

[mustang_00]

this is the same ex who is fucking you out of your mortgage money?
and you put your dick inside this trick?
SWV all up in this bitch, i predict

damn if that's true i'm glad he made her bleed! i hope she walks all stupid for a while and or has to use a hemorrhoid donut to sit down.

 

[UA_Iron]

no SWV here. I feel relieved this whole ordeal is over. I get to put it in her butt too.

 

[binö]

i predict the two reconciling, ua knocking her up, her finding his stash and reporting him and raping him for child support for 18 long years

 

[canadianhitman]

i predict ua knocking her up

Ummmm....I think he's got that angle covered by putting it in her ass.

 

[mustang_00]

i predict the two reconciling, ua knocking her up, her finding his stash and reporting him and raping him for child support for 18 long years

fucked up but probably true. good thing you can't have ass babies.