I traded sex for furniture

[drsketch]

I would have kept the chair, fuck that.

 

[Smurfy]

i'll take you out for dinner and a movie... after you wipe your ass though!

wtf? lol

 

[SpyWizard]

There was a chair that the ex really wanted. I said absolutely not.

"I'll let you put it anywhere..."
*thinks*
"5 times"
*thinks*
Finally "Ten times and you have a deal.

It was a crate and barrel chair that I paid like 300 bucks for and looked girly geighish.

Think it was worth it?

I get actual coupons. I redeemed one this morning.

with her?? her mom?? or one of her girlfriends.. //?????

don't give up the chair until the 10th time.. and make sure you do her in the chair, at least in every orifice..

 

[rnch]

note to self: NEVER take UA with me furniture shopping..........................

 

[NEO1]

Did she make the bed after?

 

[NEO1]

Who are you kiddin?

note to self: NEVER take UA with me furniture shopping..........................

 

[musclemom]

What a fucking whore.

Why did you go out with a whore?

A $30 fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!1

I hate to admit it but ^ what he said. Jesus, the poor girl has no self respect and you took advantage of her. While you're well shed of her, date a better quality woman in the future, man. Have a little respect for yourself.

 

[goin on 4T]

Pics please, have a pic of her naked on her trophy chair for rememberances!

 

[UA_Iron]

I hate to admit it but ^ what he said. Jesus, the poor girl has no self respect and you took advantage of her. While you're well shed of her, date a better quality woman in the future, man. Have a little respect for yourself.

Haha. Depravity and debauchery, just another day's work.

I'm taking her to court if I get stiffed on our agreement.

 

[musclemom]

Haha. Depravity and debauchery, just another day's work.

I'm taking her to court if I get stiffed on our agreement.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck my ex-with a rented pussy and I started saying that BEFORE he was my ex!