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i love being able to bounce the bouncers

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smallpp

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i am in the middle of a cycle right now, i am 6'2" 231 and growing. last night i was at the thirsty turtle in white plains, what a fucking crazy night, and the best part is that i was one of the biggest mofo's in that place, you gotta love the looks you get from all the women if you know what i mean:p

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yeah i feel you about loving to be able to bounce bouncers, i am only 5'10/200 and i feel the same way. i got into a fight with a bouncer once, he was fucking with me way to bad, taking advantage of his position in the bar. i was by myself, he was with 10 other guys 300+. the funny thing is that a week later he came into my bjj school and i popped his arm, message to all bouncers, do not fuck with the little guys
 
gambit7666 said:
yeah i feel you about loving to be able to bounce bouncers, i am only 5'10/200 and i feel the same way. i got into a fight with a bouncer once, he was fucking with me way to bad, taking advantage of his position in the bar. i was by myself, he was with 10 other guys 300+. the funny thing is that a week later he came into my bjj school and i popped his arm, message to all bouncers, do not fuck with the little guys
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it's one thing when a bouncer is being an ass, but in the years I spent doing it, more often than not it was always the asswipes coming to the bar looking for trouble that were the problem, most bouncers are just there for the money (or women), so walking into a place and staring down the bouncers cuz you think you're bigger and tougher, that's pretty high school!
 
needsize said:


it's one thing when a bouncer is being an ass, but in the years I spent doing it, more often than not it was always the asswipes coming to the bar looking for trouble that were the problem, most bouncers are just there for the money (or women), so walking into a place and staring down the bouncers cuz you think you're bigger and tougher, that's pretty high school!
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agree... never had problems w/ the bouncers, big or small who gives a rats ass? Why are you checking out this guy when there's tons of puntang running around? I don't get it... :p
 
sk* said:


Well said, not everyone is looking for trouble.
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Exactly, I'm 5'9" and 230lbs, which isn't tiny, and I was still quiet and good natured, just because I could take someone didn't mean I had any desire to try, I grew out of that crap around the time I discovered women, maybe these guys looking for trouble with bouncers should give them a try.....
 
Please do us all a favor and don't do AS, we get enough bad press as it is. It sounds as if you have a enough test in your system as it is. This is a fitness board, what the hell are you doing in bar? Your supposed to be way too burned out and you need your sleep to grow. For the occasional bar hop, befriend the boncers, they will let you take your personal cooler in you wouldn't wanna miss a meal right? Take it out on the weights.
 
needsize said:


it's one thing when a bouncer is being an ass, but in the years I spent doing it, more often than not it was always the asswipes coming to the bar looking for trouble that were the problem, most bouncers are just there for the money (or women), so walking into a place and staring down the bouncers cuz you think you're bigger and tougher, that's pretty high school!
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I agree! I bounced for 2+ years and it got to where drunks were unbearable for me to deal with. I did not go in a bar for 3 years after I quit.
 
I have to agree.

I was a bouncer all through college. Most of them are there just trying to earn a few bucks. Too many people get their beer muscles going and want to mess with you.

I never worried about it to much when a couple of guys started fighting. It was when the girls went after it. They pull hair and scratch. They fight nasty!
 
CN1 said:
none of you guys weigh over 230 your still small fuckers!!!!!
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quadsweep is under 230lbs, is he small too, if so, I hope to be that small some day....
 
chronic2371 said:
I have to agree.

I was a bouncer all through college. Most of them are there just trying to earn a few bucks. Too many people get their beer muscles going and want to mess with you.
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I hear that. And the very worst idiots are the kids on their first cycle suddenly thinking they're hard.
 
bouncers

my ass. It is always(well most the time) the little dude that starts shit.

It must be that short persons complex or something.

Bump into another big dude and say "my bad or excuse me" and its no problem.

Bump into a little dude and say the same thing and its a good chance you might have a fight(i try to avoid the shit) Maybe they have been watching to much royce gracie ,bruce lee or rocky. Shit don't work like that on the street(unless you are an exceptional fighter) with biting,eye gouging and weapons.

Reminds me of the big dog you never see until its to late, but meanwhile the small dog is always barking and barking but will run under the bed if the owner is attacked.

Most bigger guys(230+muscular not fat asses) don't bother nobody. But royce gracie fantasies and alcohol do not mix. Shit some people try in a bar they would never try sober. Wake up in the hospital the next day like WTF?
 
chronic2371 said:

I never worried about it to much when a couple of guys started fighting. It was when the girls went after it. They pull hair and scratch. They fight nasty!
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Yes, and if you're very lucky a boob will pop out every once in awhile.
 
See thats the reason i always say big is the way to go , nobody respects a small guy(in weight) . think about it if you f'ck over a 160 pound guy whats the worst that can happen to you hell get upset? but if you fuck over a 250 pound guy the worst thign that happens is you eat through a straw the rest of your life. This is why pro bb'ers have probably the biggest ego''s in any pro sport. because there physically then basically everybody else.
 
genarr3 said:

I hear that. And the very worst idiots are the kids on their first cycle suddenly thinking they're hard.
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Like the dude who started this thread.....

im a young bouncer, im only 20 years old, so im not as experienced as most but i think i speak for most guys when i say im not in it to fuck somebody up.....although at times i have(last night in fact) had to.

Some people just dont get that we're there for THEIR PROTECTION.....

b.A.
 
MIKERAZ said:
See thats the reason i always say big is the way to go , nobody respects a small guy(in weight) . think about it if you f'ck over a 160 pound guy whats the worst that can happen to you hell get upset? but if you fuck over a 250 pound guy the worst thign that happens is you eat through a straw the rest of your life. This is why pro bb'ers have probably the biggest ego''s in any pro sport. because there physically then basically everybody else.
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I know a rack of 160 pounders that could put most people twice their size in the hospital.
 
I bounce but I do it to support my gear habit while in college. I hate fights and I'd much rather look at T and A all night than bust heads with some drunk assholes. I have had to break up a fight with some latino girls recently and that was the worse. They wouldn't let go of each others' hair, so I tried to pry them apart and one had a clump of the other girl's brown curly hair. They were like animals, unfortunately no clothing came off though.
 
needsize said:


quadsweep is under 230lbs, is he small too, if so, I hope to be that small some day....
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:D Thanks! And I am sure you will some day! Funny...I do feel small but the weirdest thing is I do not look small to myself in the mirror, First time EVER on a contest diet. maybe this is a good sign!

Peace, Quad
 
Quadsweep said:


:D Thanks! And I am sure you will some day! Funny...I do feel small but the weirdest thing is I do not look small to myself in the mirror, First time EVER on a contest diet. maybe this is a good sign!

Peace, Quad
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that's the thing with dieting, i feel huge with no shirt on, and tiny when fully dressed, but you'll rip shit up at contest time bro
 
Being that my buddy owns the Thursty Turtle, let me give some people who arent from the area some insight..

1st off smallpp..the only reason you were one of the biggest guys there that night is was because i was NOT there..I was in SI..but thats irrelevant....you should have been the biggest guy there being that the bouncers are all 185lbs and if they are more its cause they are 6 foot 4...the "biggest" bouncer is the guy at the door..hes like 260 but hes fat and in his mid 40's....

so being big at the Turtle is like a pro bodybuilder saying he was the biggest guy at a local natural show...

lol pathetic

:D


smallpp im just busting ur balls..but it is true what I said
 
Most of the bouncers at clubs in Houston are nothing to laugh at. Although, now i am in a small East Tex town and the bouncers here are all college students that i work out with at the only gym here in town. So being 6' @ a hard 250 on AS means there isn't going to be anyone here that can do shit. I have been thinking of getting a job doing that actually.
 
MIKERAZ said:
See thats the reason i always say big is the way to go , nobody respects a small guy(in weight) . think about it if you f'ck over a 160 pound guy whats the worst that can happen to you hell get upset? but if you fuck over a 250 pound guy the worst thign that happens is you eat through a straw the rest of your life. This is why pro bb'ers have probably the biggest ego''s in any pro sport. because there physically then basically everybody else.
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The reason why those gorillas who cant fight have such egos is cause no one (the stupid people) will fight them..they think cause they so big they can fight....I seen my buddy whos maybe 170 literally beat the shit out of this one 300lb bodybuilder to the point where i felt bad seeing the big goof ball crawling on his knees with blood and drool pouring out his mouth after the fight was over...thats one reason i love to tease those big goof balls...cause 1/2 of them cant fight if their life depended on it....

one bouncer i met at a club said to me "i cant fight for shit, i just look like I can, thats why they hired me"

one time we went to this club and this big ass boybuilder freak of nature was walking around..later on that night I see one of the fat black bouncers choking him while the bodybuilder drops to his knees and apologizes and kindly walks out on his own lol


its all about the look and perceived fighting ability...according to yours and many other idiots theories....if we had 2 big guys in a fight...one guy is 300lbs and one is 299lbs..according to your and most peoples pethetic logic..the 300lbs guy would have to win hands down ..right? or the guy with the 23 inch arms HAS to be able to beat up the guy with the 22inch arms right?


too funny..
 
i've never bounced before, but was offered a job a couple of weeks ago, I still have to answer, I don't know if it is for me or not. Do you guys enjoy your job, or is it "just a job for now thing?"
I don't know if I can deal with stupid people's shit all the time. I didn't think that the place needed one, but they would like to have a bouncer for the weekends.
so question is, does it ever get to the point where you don't want to do it anymore, because of stupid people? I kinda have a low tolerance for ding bats that don't have any common sense and want to slap them asking them what the fuck are they thinking. are there any perks in the job?? besides of course the hot women that go there?


Whiskey
 
its definatly the small guys who can cause the most pain,most of the time anyway,my buddy is 6'9 about 120 and is a first degree black belt,im taking kung fu at the moment and he can put me down quick

im desperatly looking for a job bouncing but there are maybe 3-4 places in town that have bouncers and they hire monsters for that intimidation factor,and im pretty sure i could cause just as much if not more damage should the need arise
 
The Canadian Oak said:
its definatly the small guys who can cause the most pain,most of the time anyway,my buddy is 6'9 about 120 and is a first degree black belt,im taking kung fu at the moment and he can put me down quick

im desperatly looking for a job bouncing but there are maybe 3-4 places in town that have bouncers and they hire monsters for that intimidation factor,and im pretty sure i could cause just as much if not more damage should the need arise
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Told you oak, it's not worth bouncing in this town, the pay is shit, and you get into some seriously dangerous situations. i don't know which places you're talking about that hire monsters though, most of the guys I see are average size.

Being a bouncer has nothing to do with fighting though, as soon as you start trading punches with someone else, you're even more retarded than him as at least he's got the excuse of alcohol for acting like a jackass. Every guy I ever had to go hands on with was the same thing, I took them down in a choke hold, waited till they turned a pretty shade of blue and stopped trying to hurt me, then placed them on the sidewalk outside, that was the end of my job!
 
the scene has some pretty big guys,fletch and a few others i know

ive heard the stories from lots of guys, but im now unemployed and need cash bad
 
The Canadian Oak said:
the scene has some pretty big guys,fletch and a few others i know

ive heard the stories from lots of guys, but im now unemployed and need cash bad
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i see a lot of guys that think they're big, but none that actually are since Rodney quit there, that fucker had a pro physique if I've ever seen one.
Try bilibongs, almost every one working there is average size, and none are any good either so it couldn't be too hard getting a job there, hell, every time we (dissto and I) go in there they offer us a job
 
Rodney is in amazing shape and natty to,thats just nuts,billabongs looks like a decent place,ill definatly try there,thanks
 
The Canadian Oak said:
Rodney is in amazing shape and natty to,thats just nuts,billabongs looks like a decent place,ill definatly try there,thanks
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natural my ass, he's just not into it heavy like when he was competing, but when he was, his proportions were very close to flex wheeler but about 6 inches taller
 
I have bounced for alot of years....when I was younger, it was all about being a bad ass, until I had my fucking teeth kicked in....over the years I have learned that earning the patrons respect goes a long way...they actually come up to me and let me know when two idiots are about to get it on, they go out the door before it ever happens if I can help it....

If a guy is being a problem, 5 Bouncers in our club go over, then I politely let him know it's time to go outside...they generally comply...once outside if he's cool with me, he gets a warning and admitted back into the club, if he's a dick...thank you sir/ma'mam and have a good night...they're gone....

I let people know up front, 99% come in to drink, dance and hook up...the other 1% is looking to throw down...you have to decide, I get paid whether you do or don't....Are you gonna be in the 99% crowd, or the 1% crowd??

The best advise I can give someone new at bouncing....Be quitely confident...don't boast, brag or show all the Kung Fu moves you saw in the latest Steven Segal flick.....

If they cuss you, big fucking deal, threaten you...who cares...if they get physical...then it's on...play for keeps, be quick, and use submission holds...works much better and safer for the old body in the long run....

I must concur though on the small guys....Most I have dealt with, once they get a gut full of "Warrior Juice" they have a 130 pound body, with a 300 pound attitude....that doesn't mix....

Every cop that comes into our club, pays nothing, if they are working and in the lot as we close, I talk with them, they know me, I know them, if the shit goes down, they're gonna back you, as you will them....

Yes, I am 6'4 at around 240, but a good easy attitude will carry alot more weight with a fuck head than size....and you're only as good as the bouncers who cover your back....I work with a good group at my club, and we all work major festivals together...it's a nice deal.....

Good Luck to all those who venture into it....after a year, you'll see some wild ass shit...good and bad....<wink>

Ranger
 
The Ranger said:
I have bounced for alot of years....when I was younger, it was all about being a bad ass, until I had my fucking teeth kicked in....over the years I have learned that earning the patrons respect goes a long way...they actually come up to me and let me know when two idiots are about to get it on, they go out the door before it ever happens if I can help it....

If a guy is being a problem, 5 Bouncers in our club go over, then I politely let him know it's time to go outside...they generally comply...once outside if he's cool with me, he gets a warning and admitted back into the club, if he's a dick...thank you sir/ma'mam and have a good night...they're gone....

I let people know up front, 99% come in to drink, dance and hook up...the other 1% is looking to throw down...you have to decide, I get paid whether you do or don't....Are you gonna be in the 99% crowd, or the 1% crowd??

The best advise I can give someone new at bouncing....Be quitely confident...don't boast, brag or show all the Kung Fu moves you saw in the latest Steven Segal flick.....

If they cuss you, big fucking deal, threaten you...who cares...if they get physical...then it's on...play for keeps, be quick, and use submission holds...works much better and safer for the old body in the long run....

I must concur though on the small guys....Most I have dealt with, once they get a gut full of "Warrior Juice" they have a 130 pound body, with a 300 pound attitude....that doesn't mix....

Every cop that comes into our club, pays nothing, if they are working and in the lot as we close, I talk with them, they know me, I know them, if the shit goes down, they're gonna back you, as you will them....

Yes, I am 6'4 at around 240, but a good easy attitude will carry alot more weight with a fuck head than size....and you're only as good as the bouncers who cover your back....I work with a good group at my club, and we all work major festivals together...it's a nice deal.....

Good Luck to all those who venture into it....after a year, you'll see some wild ass shit...good and bad....<wink>

Ranger
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Exactly.......

What a lot of guys don't get is that being a bouncer doesn't give you shit in the way of authority, you smack somebody down without a good enough reason, it's your ass in jail. Your job is to get them out the door when they're out of line, that's it!

I worked at a place with a great crew, you're in eye contact with at least 4 guys at all times, so as soon as one guy is gone from his post, 7 or 8 guys converge on that spot to keep you safe. But all it takes is one tough guy bouncer in the mix and he puts all the doormen at risk because you have to back him up no matter how dumb he is.
 
Some years ago, I was at a bar with a buddy of mine, and we ended up in an altercation with the staff.
It was stupid, we might have deserved to get booted (arguable, my friend called a server a fag, or something)
Next thing I know, the DJ is insulting us over the P.A., and a group of guys came over to challenge us. Some puke knocked my beer out of my hand, so I shoved him, the two hand kind, and they backed off. Now the bouncers come in, to bounce us, I imagine, and we were leaving without further incident, and for some reason, the head bouncer, or whatever he was, jumped on my friend, and put him in the bouncer headlock. For whatever reason, they left me alone, and had a Kitchen Staffer escort me out the back stairs.
The Bouncer threw my buddy out while I was still inside, and my friend was severely pissed. Let's just say the guy had issues. Anyway, in his new state of freedom, he was able to fight the bouncer freely, and he pummeled him. It took me and the kitchen guy to pull him off.

In my opinion, the bar made the following mistakes:

1) having the dj basically incite a riot.
2) jumping my buddy after we were already leaving in peace
3) sending 1 bouncer with 1 kitchen guy to escort us out the back way. Maybe they didn't want to leave the bar unnatended, or something, or they had complete confidence in their head bouncer.
I will say this, that kitchen guy had stones. He jumped on my buddy, who had just flattened a guy easily twice his size. My buddy was like 6'2, and probably close to 225 lbs. I am the same height, but weighed 196 or so at the time.

Basically, there was no need to put my friend in the "bouncer hold" and they are lucky that I'm nice enough, and smart enough to diffuse the situation. It was incredibly bad judgement sending 1 meathead, and an untrained staffer. I could have easily made the situation worse, is all I'm saying.

All that being said, I have a lot more respect for bouncers now than I used to. But, bouncers have to recognize that if you put yourself in the position of authority, you WILL be challenged. My only advice would be to not let your ego trump your brain, and never allow yourself to be outnumbered.

I'd say that the vast majority of bouncers are good guys, but the guys who walk around like peacocks are inviting trouble, in my opinion. You can't intimidate, or reason with a drunk man.

The best bouncers are the ones that prevent trouble, so they don't have to react to it.

I know it can't always be done, but violence should always be a last resort.

As for the size issue, the toughest, scariest guy I have ever met is 5'10 if he's lucky, and 165 soaking wet.
 
I will have to say that being a bouncer was good way to make some cash while in college. It was a pretty easy job. Most of the time we just hung out. Talked to a lot of the people in the bar. We only had a serious problem once every few weeks. But for the most part we kept the place peaceful.

You just need to prevent problems before they happen. If you noticed people who are gettin ready to fight you need to get them out of the bar. Basically diffuse the situation. The most important thing you can have is good guys to work with. Even if you are 6 foot and 250 someone is going to want to challenge you. If there are 8 of you at that size there aren't to many people that will want to challenge all of you. If they do it is an easy problem for 8 guys to deal.

If I were a college student I would definatley do it again. Decent money and it didn't interfere with my school schedule.
 
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