I just busted out my vibrator for the 1st time since being married

[StickFigure]

LMFAO @ Hello Kitty Vibrator!

I am seriously looking into getting me some purty glass dildos..

I really like the way you think!

 

[Deterass]

Damn, I feel for my man Lumby. He should have had you destroy the porn and the vibe in the pre-nup.

As far as I know my wife has never owned one, but if she does, I don't want to know.

lmao @ your insecurity of a damn vibrator.

I feel sorry for your wife.....sex toys only add to the excitement of sex and i guarantee she won't replace you with a vibrator. lol

 

[Longhorn85]

lol!@!@

LUMMY finds it sexy that I masturbate. I did it a lot more often when I was living alone.

Do you think masturbation is wrong? Or do you think women shouldn't masturbate>? Do YOU masturbate?

No I don't think it's wrong, and of course I do it. My wife too although for some reason a vibrator isn't her thing.

Just after looking at that link I think any man would feel outmatched.

 

[Longhorn85]

lmao @ your insecurity of a damn vibrator.

I feel sorry for your wife.....sex toys only add to the excitement of sex and i guarantee she won't replace you with a vibrator. lol

No need to feel sorry for my wife, we've been married 17 years and the sex is still great, she's never wanted to use a vibe during sex (and neither have I, I'd rather use my own tool) but if she did I'd go for it.

If that's what makes it work for you and your wife, more power to you (pun intended).

 

[Smurfy]

No I don't think it's wrong, and of course I do it. My wife too although for some reason a vibrator isn't her thing.

Just after looking at that link I think any man would feel outmatched.

lol. that link was a joke. i once had a dildo that was approz 14inches long and 8 inches around. my ex bought it as a joke. nothing to do with that huge thing that actually felt good. something that big just isnt practical. that goes for humongous penises too. when they're really big, they might look appealing, but they are not very practical.

 

[redguru]

lol. that link was a joke. i once had a dildo that was approz 14inches long and 8 inches around. my ex bought it as a joke. nothing to do with that huge thing that actually felt good. something that big just isnt practical. that goes for humongous penises too. when they're really big, they might look appealing, but they are not very practical.

That's really good news for us Joe Averages

 

[Raptorex]

this is such disappointing news for me

lol. that link was a joke. i once had a dildo that was approz 14inches long and 8 inches around. my ex bought it as a joke. nothing to do with that huge thing that actually felt good. something that big just isnt practical. that goes for humongous penises too. when they're really big, they might look appealing, but they are not very practical.

 

[novamanms]

Yum Yum

those fuck machines have always scared me. I'd be too afraid it would malfunction or something and go too deep on a stroke and punch right through my fucking cervix.



Newbies wont know this, but I've posted more then once in the past about my Hello Kitty vibe. I love it because it's cute, and it's not uber powerful. Dont own any dildos though.

http://www.digitalism.com/rhudson/book/hellokitty.JPG

That's a bit better than the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I've always wanted to be a door-to-door sybian salesman, myself.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Tn_sybian_gmax2.jpg

 

[Smurfy]

this is such disappointing news for me

lol

 

[Whiskey]

Keep busting it out girlie girl, just keep on buting one, I mean it out

Whiskey