i found out the reason why everyweekend is a "TT vs the bouncers "

[tinytank]

ok and its all down to me bullying some losser in highschool. well not so much me , more the people i hung around with. there was a geeky lil basterd that always went to lunch on his own ect.. tunrs out now at the age of 20. hes turned into a fucking monster ! must be like 6,4 6,5 . and then at the gym he was benching something.. i asked to use it after him. and then lifted that as my warm up.. and since that day in the gym,, i have had nuthing but shit off of bouncers all round scotland !

ok so i got banned from the Vik, and he and the head bouncer were both working, and they wouldnt let me in and got all aggressive.

then in a club 12 miles outta town , i got strip searched and threatend by a bunch of bouncers. ( that same guy works there too )

and then on thursday night, a student bar where lots and lots of pussy hangs arround. he was on the door there too . and said
" as far as im concerned your still banned so u cant come in."
me " ok, well why am i banned ? "
him " i cant remeber "
Me " na and you couldnt remeber on the night you banned me either now did you ? "
him " nope " then he smiles

i start to walk away then he says
if you wanna try and sort this out, come to the Vik , on saturday at 8.30 .



just a pity im working untill 10 tonight. still might go see them, but wont look good turning up like 2 hours late.

Bouncers = basterds !

 

[jackangel]

lol at warmup...nice.

 

[Gambino]

tt you need to up the competition level, you've outmastered the whole of great irelands

 

[seizer]

that'd be funny if they ended up running up on you with glocks cause you could out bench em.

but then if you died, we'd lack funnies too.

so its lose-lose.