I cant eat and watch porn at the same time....

[Board]

I dunno bro, I can't do it either, its like we got a weak stomach or something. The weird thing for me though is whenever I eat spaghetti I LOVE to watch surgeries on the Discovery channel, especially if I have some brother lynch hung playin in the background.

yeah I dont mind eating anything while watching surgeries..wierd huh

 

[ManOfArms]

pizza and porn, being 12 was awsome!

 

[coldblue1955]

Well of course you can't do the nasty and eat your meal at the same time. Well you can eat your partner out if that's a point.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah but can you answer the phone and whack it at the same time?

 

[Sub-Zero]

me neither...

hands are occupied- one on the mouse one on the dick

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

watch and jerk. no other reason

 

[Lumberg]

I can't chew gum and masturbate at the same time.

 

[StickFigure]

LMOA @ this whole thread!!!

 

[jackangel]

no you're not a freak. i wouldn't do that either. i definitely could, but for me, the impulses (hunger/taste on one hand, versus sexual stimulation/touch on the other) don't go together.

oh wait, but i am a freak. shit, never mind.

 

[Devastation]

i'm not allowed to masturbate anymore





















lol, not that i need to or anything