I cant eat and watch porn at the same time....

[Board]

it feels gross...am I a freak of nature?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

WTF, I eat constantly. I even take food breaks during sex. You have issues orb.

 

[Beachbum1546]

i actually did that today.

 

[slickdadd]

If the library I am at would allow me to do either, believe me, I would.

 

[Dial_tone]

who cares? the important combo is to spank it and watch porn at the same time.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

who cares? the important combo is to spank it and watch porn at the same time.

Yeah, but you can use your free hand to eat a sammach.

 

[Dial_tone]

I need that hand to rewind over the good scene a few times.

 

[Pimp C Deuce]

it feels gross...am I a freak of nature?

I dunno bro, I can't do it either, its like we got a weak stomach or something. The weird thing for me though is whenever I eat spaghetti I LOVE to watch surgeries on the Discovery channel, especially if I have some brother lynch hung playin in the background.

 

[slickdadd]

Be careful though. One time I got disoriented and started spanking the sandwich and eating my schlong. HEYO! :rimshot:

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I need that hand to rewind over the good scene a few times.

x2

 

[Board]

I dunno bro, I can't do it either, its like we got a weak stomach or something. The weird thing for me though is whenever I eat spaghetti I LOVE to watch surgeries on the Discovery channel, especially if I have some brother lynch hung playin in the background.

yeah I dont mind eating anything while watching surgeries..wierd huh

 

[ManOfArms]

pizza and porn, being 12 was awsome!

 

[coldblue1955]

Well of course you can't do the nasty and eat your meal at the same time. Well you can eat your partner out if that's a point.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah but can you answer the phone and whack it at the same time?

 

[Sub-Zero]

me neither...

hands are occupied- one on the mouse one on the dick

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

watch and jerk. no other reason

 

[Lumberg]

I can't chew gum and masturbate at the same time.

 

[StickFigure]

LMOA @ this whole thread!!!

 

[jackangel]

no you're not a freak. i wouldn't do that either. i definitely could, but for me, the impulses (hunger/taste on one hand, versus sexual stimulation/touch on the other) don't go together.

oh wait, but i am a freak. shit, never mind.

 

[Devastation]

i'm not allowed to masturbate anymore





















lol, not that i need to or anything