i can...but i can't

[redneck77]

This was actually copied from another board but i jus had to spread it around, gotta love the american goverment.


I can get lyposuction to have fat removed, i can get a boob job, or ask a doctor to prescribe female hormones to grow breast, i can completely have my face altered or changed with plastic surgury, i can have calf implants put in to make it appear i have bigger calves, i can have a sex change where they cut your dick off and invert the skin, i can have botox to removed wrinkles, i can get prescribed anti-depressents if i act/feel depressed, i can have adderall prescribed if i cant pay attention at work/school, i can completely cover my body with tattoos, i can pierce anything on my body, i can drink myself until my liver explodes, i can smoke 50 packs of ciggs a day if my body could handle it, i can dip/chew until my jaw falls off, i can take a whole bottle of Asprin if i dont want to live anymore, but i cant take steroids.... All steroids are, are derivitives of the male hormone testosterone.... So thanks big brother for your protection, if it wasnt for our government protecting us like they do what would this world be coming to. Remember boys and girls wear your seat belt, otherwise LE will hand you a fat $75 ticket for your protection...



One more thing, i was talking to a friend who is a doctor about this subject, and my response was this. "If there was a pill or injection that you could take that would make you much smarter would you take it, if it would help you??" Of coarse you would, and the govt. would probabley make it a mandatory shot. Thanks for letting me rant. Fuck all of this shit, PIGS!

 

[partagus]

Amen brother.

 

[wrestlemania100]

Amen

 

[wrestletib]

nice avatar...

 

[boyer]

Shit just get in prescribed by a doctor. I was really desperate since my source got busted and was willing to do whatever it took. There was just noway I was going to go back to being some average joe. I had been off for a couple of weeks for the first time in years. It seemed I was starting to shrink ever time I looked in the mirror and my joints ached so bad without deca. I went in got bloodwork done and he was like, "I can just give you the test and only at 125 mg a week." Suddenly without even thinking I slammed his head off the desk and said, "now lets try that again." I got a prescription for test 500mg deca 400mg a week and 30 mg var a day. Sometimes you just have to be alittle more agressive. Kinda felt bad that I broke some artsy fartsy desk decoration though. I was alittle concerned that I might get caught, but I practically live at my girl's house anyhow. This is some of the best shit I have ever had. Now I'm not advocating this for everyone, but I did what I had to do.

 

[sparetire]

lol

 

[rambleon]

Shit just get in prescribed by a doctor. I was really desperate since my source got busted and was willing to do whatever it took. There was just noway I was going to go back to being some average joe. I had been off for a couple of weeks for the first time in years. It seemed I was starting to shrink ever time I looked in the mirror and my joints ached so bad without Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - . I went in got bloodwork done and he was like, "I can just give you the test and only at 125 mg a week." Suddenly without even thinking I slammed his head off the desk and said, "now lets try that again." I got a prescription for test 500mg Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - 400mg a week and 30 mg Anavar - oxandrolone - a day. Sometimes you just have to be alittle more agressive. Kinda felt bad that I broke some artsy fartsy desk decoration though. I was alittle concerned that I might get caught, but I practically live at my girl's house anyhow. This is some of the best shit I have ever had. Now I'm not advocating this for everyone, but I did what I had to do.

wow
If only it were that simple. I like the story tho. If its true good for u bro! 99%
of the peeps trying that approach would end up with Johnny Law sniffing their tails.

The laws of a modern state is so complex due to the sheer number of areas to be regulated that a simple comparison will always uncover staggering amounts of hypocrisy. Nowhere is that more prevalent than in the good ole US of A. This is partly due to a legal culture gone out of control. The original post is a very good example of this hypocrisy.

 

[needtogetaas]

its all about money some how.

 

[jhondo]

One more thing, i was talking to a friend who is a doctor about this subject, and my response was this. "If there was a pill or injection that you could take that would make you much smarter would you take it, if it would help you??" Of coarse you would, and the govt. would probabley make it a mandatory shot. Thanks for letting me rant. Fuck all of this shit, PIGS!

I don't know if the gubbiment wants a population of geniuses running around...more questions that way.