I almost killed a pizza hut employee today....

[heatherrae]

lol...funny that he bolted out the back door.


So, what did you order on the pizza. I'm cheating vicariously through you.

 

[curvymommy]

ramble ooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn. sing that song.

 

[timtim]

youre cursing now? what is the world coming to?

 

[curvymommy]

youre cursing now? what is the world coming to?

Fart knocker.

 

[timtim]

Fart knocker.

much better. i dont know what would happen if you went r-rated. gas prices could easily jump to $6.50 a gallon.

 

[curvymommy]

much better. i dont know what would happen if you went r-rated. gas prices could easily jump to $6.50 a gallon.

HA! LOL!

I don't really cuss IRL either very much. A few bad words slip out. But I'm a real sucker for online pseudo cussing. It's my guilty pleasure.

Ok, go wash your hands now.

 

[stosstruppe]

Should have done what the gangster done in Rise of the Footsoldier (true story);

Same bollocks as happened to you, bloke drives like a maniac down the road to the pizza place, grabs the bloke that gobbed off to him on the phone, beats his face to a pulp and for the coup de grace literally slices open his face in half with a pizza slicer.

That'll teach him to be a hard man over the phone

 

[stosstruppe]

You're in luck, clip's on youtube :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OCN_HdWUIws&feature=related

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

fuckin little prick.

I decided to have an 0wnage cheat meal and placed an order online. pizza hut is down the street (like 6-7 blocks) but i didn't feel like walking there and back especially with a big ass pizza.

So i get my order and it's all fucked up. i try to eat a slice and just be like whatever...but they put chicken on it and their chicken tastes like crap. Not to mention it had "less" sauce than normal. dry as hell. gross

so i call them up immediately and tell this young kid who answers the phone "i just got this pizza delivered from an online order but it's wrong". I told him what was wrong with it and he tries to tell me that's what was on the order . Meanwhile i'm looking at the fuckin order online and i was correct. I called him out on his lie calmly and he's says "hold up, i'll transfer you to a manager". i wait about 10 seconds and i hear a dialtone. he hung up on me

ok, maybe it was an accident.
i call again....same thing happens. I call three more times and he just hangs up on me without even answering the phone.

I'm fuming at this point. So i put on some shoes and march down the block with this crappy pizza.

I walk in and there's the manager and another guy and i go up to the counter. I toss the pizza on the counter and say "ok, who did i speak to on the phone?". The manager and the guy is like "we don't answer the phones, whats the problem?". I told him what happened and told him whoever it was needs to man up.I said to tell him next time you be a jerk to a customer make sure he doesn't live down the block.

Meanwhile i see these 2 skinny young kids in the back trembling....but i wasn't sure which one it was. Now i'm not huge, but i was fully bearded and wearing a shirt that makes me looked extra jacked. I'm grilling the fuck out of both of them and they are listening to the conversation from the back closely.

the manager apologizes and says he's gonna take care of it (he didn't seem to care at first..like yeah whatever attitude). all of a sudden one of the kids BOLTS for the back door lmao. and i go "i guess that was him". the manager starts laughing. i couldnt help but laugh too. he goes "he musta thought you were gonna kick his ass"

I told the manager, this is bullshit. i have better things to do with my time and i'm staying until i see some sort of accountability. so they wrote the kid up and hes like "i just found out this isnt the first time it happened". so he gave me a discount on my pizza and another pizza and said they were gonna suspend this kid for a week.

i normally don't bother with stupid shit but you can't do that shit and not expect something to happen. i wasn't gonna waste 20 dollars on a crappy pizza i was gonna throw away

I was hoping after that point you were gonna reach back for your .45 and say, "No, I'm just gonna kill him." And then peg him with a round to the spine as he's booking out the door. Then walk up to him and put two more in his head while he's looking up at you, pissing his pants. It would be a good lesson to teach punks, and in a perfect world you'd be looked at as a hero of sorts. Your leading by example would make national news and serve as a warning to any other commie punks who think they can toy with decent people.

 

[calveless wonder]

I was hoping after that point you were gonna reach back for your .45 and say, "No, I'm just gonna kill him." And then peg him with a round to the spine as he's booking out the door. Then walk up to him and put two more in his head while he's looking up at you, pissing his pants. It would be a good lesson to teach punks, and in a perfect world you'd be looked at as a hero of sorts. Your leading by example would make national news and serve as a warning to any other commie punks who think they can toy with decent people.

too much GTA IV bro LOL!