i would have to be so fucking drunk that my actual perception of reality is altered in order for me to get and maintain an erection in your presence. i'd need a team of expert Swedish fluffers and a midget to actually pinch off at my nutsack tie in so that the blood couldn't run away in fear of being dipped in that miasmic swamp you have for a vaginer.
For me its at the least once a night and if im lucky bright and early in the morning. Jump on that thang and ride it like you stole it... he'll wake up sooner or later. tee hee
But thats just how its been since the begining so im kinda used to it ,tho with my ex i used to do it 4-5 tiems a week, thats prolly the only thing i can say I miss.