How many of you have got caught sending down a probe?

[Deleted member 33117]

Last night, I slipped a finger in while making out with the lady I was with. After a minute or so she said "fuck me now" (normally I would have gone down on her first, after making a probe)... and while I in the act, I lowered my head beside hers and descritely reached up to sniff my finger and make certain her kitty wasn't stinky... she heard me I guess and asked me what I was sniffing. I fessed up and said "Oh, I was just sniffing my finger.... just making sure..." and laughed it off. Her reply was "Oh gee thanks for the confidence..." That's the first time I recall having been caught sending down a probe.

How many of you guys have been caught, and how did she react, and how many of the ladies have caught a guy checking to make certain your kitty didn't stink, and did it bother you? Anyway, I learned long ago, the hard way, not to go down on a girl until you make certain everything is smelling fresh.

 

[hamstershaver]

since i refuse to lick the kitty anymore i do remember that its always an excellent idea to send down the probe first since most women dont clean the kitten well, i would just sniff it right in front of her not caring what she thought, then if it was ok id go down for a few, if it was smelling like the sewer then id just hop on and pump away, on a side note my gf sent a probe down on my butt the other day before she licked my o ring

 

[Deleted member 33117]

OMG, that is funny as hell. I was hoping for serious answers, but that was entertaining none-the-less. You remind me of FSU.

 

[hamstershaver]

OMG, that is funny as hell. I was hoping for serious answers, but that was entertaining none-the-less. You remind me of FSU.

that was serious

 

[BileStew]

since i refuse to lick the kitty anymore i do remember that its always an excellent idea to send down the probe first since most women dont clean the kitten well, i would just sniff it right in front of her not caring what she thought, then if it was ok id go down for a few, if it was smelling like the sewer then id just hop on and pump away, on a side note my gf sent a probe down on my butt the other day before she licked my o ring

LOL..."O" ring

 

[Forge]

I'll be honest, I never bothered to care that much. If I was gettin some it didn't matter if it stank or not!

Of course, I've never actually been with a girl that had a stinky kitty, so I really don't have a frame of reference. In that situation I might react differently. Now that I'm married I'll never know.

 

[TheLordofIron]

I try to shove my entire head in to get a real feel for what I'm getting into at the time.

 

[ashash]

If it smells, just lick her stomach and sides instead. She may be expecting the full deal but at least she gets something and doesn't know why you're not licking her.

 

[bitter_man]

I must say that I can't recall a time that I haven't tested the waters so to speak. I've been caught a few times, but played it off good. When I was caught, I just shared. Want a lick? Then I'd go down like it was my last meal.

 

[Heahy Minister]

LOL @ this entire thread.

I've never had a stinky kitty as well. Then again, what the hell is stinky?? Maybe all of the kitties I've sampled were really stinky, but I got a fetish for bad odour perhaps???