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How do you prep the brown hole?

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heavy_duty

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OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks
 
heavy_duty said:
OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks
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no offense, but then you obviously arent doing something right. I have never gotten a complaint, and my man's tongue and fingers are all over and in my ass. Never once has he told me anything bad, and hes the type of guy to tell me as well. Ive never had a problem licking or fingering his ass either, and im the type of girl that would say something too...........so just know you are missing out on a world of fun
 
ps. I should mention there was nothing visible on the wipe.
Anyway I think you rednecks need love too, so I aint mad at ya.
 
heavy_duty said:
ps. I should mention there was nothing visible on the wipe.
Anyway I think you rednecks need love too, so I aint mad at ya.
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where does this whole redneck thing come from? not like im licking my brothers ass..........
and there doesnt have to be anything visible, just means that if u are "clean" it still shouldnt smell like ass, especially if u just got out of the shower, everyone smells differently, so...........
but i def resent the "redneck" statement- thanks :evil:
 
soap and water does wonders
 
heavy_duty said:
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit
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why exactly did you do this?
 
heavy_duty said:
OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks
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arseholes are like people;they have personalities. some are uptight or anally retentive, others are more relaxed and open. maybe you've just got a particularly shitty one.

some people say cocks and vags have personalities too but that is ridiculous...
 
heavy_duty said:
OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks
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We are licking other peoples asses, not our own, like you appear to be!

LOL!!!!!
 
Personally I find my girl so attractive I dont have these thoughts about ecoli and shit like that. I dont date or bang chicks that I would hesitate to lick there ass, but thats just me.
 
dude if your ass still smells like shit after showering, you have your own hygiene problems. My ex never complained that......in fact she used to love it.......becuse there was no smell. When she showered it was the same.......i would lick and finger her ass and then lick my finger and no smell or shitty taste.
 
All these ass licking threads got me curious that's all. But I don't mind you making fun of my honesty.

My next experiment will be to take a long bath, scrub me arse real good then dry it real good and check the smell again with a wet wipe.

I still think you arse lickers are crazy. :p

hamstershaver said:
why exactly did you do this?
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heavy_duty said:
All these ass licking threads got me curious that's all. But I don't mind you making fun of my honesty.

My next experiment will be to take a long bath, scrub me arse real good then dry it real good and check the smell again with a wet wipe.

I still think you arse lickers are crazy. :p
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keep us updated
 
a good idea would be to get one of those wet wipes and rub your ass with it before you take a shower and take a wiff of it, then after you clean your ass in the shower get another one and do the same thing, then compare the odor of your ass after the shower
if you have a girlfriend you could do a blind sniff test and blindfold her then put the before wipe in front of her nose and have her take a wiff then let her sniff the after wipe so that you can get an honest opinion of the effects of bathing on your o ring
 
777-9311 said:
Why lick something that excretes foul gasses and sewage?
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couldn't agree more...

not to mention some horror stories i've heard from buddies of mine... the chance of pulling my cock out and having shit on it or getting shit on during, is enough reason for me to say no to the bunghole... :Chef:
 
you probably want to make sure your ass crack is shaved, if it already isn't... the stink can hide in the hairs, especially if you don't wipe your ass correctly... ;)

dingleberries aren't very attractive... :lol:
 
I got to thinking there are a few things that I'm not much into, like I don't shove my fist inside my wifes pussy.

gymbitch how do you feel about fisting?
also do you ever pee on your man? I'm not into that either.


gymbitch said:
because it feels good........ :p
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heavy_duty said:
notice nobody actually answered as to how they prepare their hole so it can be kissed.
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i usually cook up something romantic for dinner or take it out somewhere to a fancy restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to it and tell it it is the only hole in my life etc. Generally, i just make it feel special and wanted and try not to rush things, you get the picture...
 
heavy_duty said:
I got to thinking there are a few things that I'm not much into, like I don't shove my fist inside my wifes pussy.

gymbitch how do you feel about fisting?
also do you ever pee on your man? I'm not into that either.
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no im not into fisting, and yes i piss all over him given the chance :p and if you ask why i do this, my answer will be the same, because its fun, oh yeah and its hot.....
 
no im not giving u guys something to jack off too- there is plenty of porn in this world...........and im not in any of it. :evil:
and yeah, whats sooo bad about pissing on someone, if we both think its hot, it turns us both on, why not do it??
 
LOL I practically live with my tongue fingers and of course cock up my wifes ass.. never had any problem.. she is very clean, and ho so fuckign hot.
 
:lmao:
 
heavy_duty said:
notice nobody actually answered as to how they prepare their hole so it can be kissed.
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easy to answer:

1. make sure its shaved and hairless
2. make sure to douche out the love canal b4 any sex play
3. one last wash and dry of the area.
 
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