How do you prep the brown hole?

[heavy_duty]

My arm-pits dont smell, my breath dont smell so if my arse does smell I think I can live with that.

 

[DZLS]

Why lick something that excretes foul gasses and sewage?

couldn't agree more...

not to mention some horror stories i've heard from buddies of mine... the chance of pulling my cock out and having shit on it or getting shit on during, is enough reason for me to say no to the bunghole...

 

[DZLS]

you probably want to make sure your ass crack is shaved, if it already isn't... the stink can hide in the hairs, especially if you don't wipe your ass correctly...

dingleberries aren't very attractive... :lol:

 

[heavy_duty]

notice nobody actually answered as to how they prepare their hole so it can be kissed.

 

[heavy_duty]

I got to thinking there are a few things that I'm not much into, like I don't shove my fist inside my wifes pussy.

gymbitch how do you feel about fisting?
also do you ever pee on your man? I'm not into that either.

because it feels good........

 

[Red Bull]

notice nobody actually answered as to how they prepare their hole so it can be kissed.

i usually cook up something romantic for dinner or take it out somewhere to a fancy restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to it and tell it it is the only hole in my life etc. Generally, i just make it feel special and wanted and try not to rush things, you get the picture...

 

[gymbitch]

I got to thinking there are a few things that I'm not much into, like I don't shove my fist inside my wifes pussy.

gymbitch how do you feel about fisting?
also do you ever pee on your man? I'm not into that either.

no im not into fisting, and yes i piss all over him given the chance and if you ask why i do this, my answer will be the same, because its fun, oh yeah and its hot.....

 

[heavy_duty]

I'm starting to see a profile here.

 

[gymbitch]

I'm starting to see a profile here.

haha what do you mean by that?????

 

[777-9311]

99/100 chicks don't lick the sphincter. she's a dirty girl