How do you prep the brown hole?

[777-9311]

Why lick something that excretes foul gasses and sewage?

 

[777-9311]

I once knew a person whose breath actually smelled like shit, damn now I know why.

 

[Stryker1992]

OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks

We are licking other peoples asses, not our own, like you appear to be!

LOL!!!!!

 

[gymbitch]

Why lick something that excretes foul gasses and sewage?

because it feels good........

 

[concordsize]

Personally I find my girl so attractive I dont have these thoughts about ecoli and shit like that. I dont date or bang chicks that I would hesitate to lick there ass, but thats just me.

 

[monteman]

because it feels good........

BIG ditto!!!

 

[vinylgroover]

dude if your ass still smells like shit after showering, you have your own hygiene problems. My ex never complained that......in fact she used to love it.......becuse there was no smell. When she showered it was the same.......i would lick and finger her ass and then lick my finger and no smell or shitty taste.

 

[heavy_duty]

All these ass licking threads got me curious that's all. But I don't mind you making fun of my honesty.

My next experiment will be to take a long bath, scrub me arse real good then dry it real good and check the smell again with a wet wipe.

I still think you arse lickers are crazy.

why exactly did you do this?

 

[hamstershaver]

All these ass licking threads got me curious that's all. But I don't mind you making fun of my honesty.

My next experiment will be to take a long bath, scrub me arse real good then dry it real good and check the smell again with a wet wipe.

I still think you arse lickers are crazy.

keep us updated

 

[hamstershaver]

a good idea would be to get one of those wet wipes and rub your ass with it before you take a shower and take a wiff of it, then after you clean your ass in the shower get another one and do the same thing, then compare the odor of your ass after the shower
if you have a girlfriend you could do a blind sniff test and blindfold her then put the before wipe in front of her nose and have her take a wiff then let her sniff the after wipe so that you can get an honest opinion of the effects of bathing on your o ring