How do you prep the brown hole?

[heavy_duty]

OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks

 

[gymbitch]

OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks

no offense, but then you obviously arent doing something right. I have never gotten a complaint, and my man's tongue and fingers are all over and in my ass. Never once has he told me anything bad, and hes the type of guy to tell me as well. Ive never had a problem licking or fingering his ass either, and im the type of girl that would say something too...........so just know you are missing out on a world of fun

 

[heavy_duty]

ps. I should mention there was nothing visible on the wipe.
Anyway I think you rednecks need love too, so I aint mad at ya.

 

[gymbitch]

ps. I should mention there was nothing visible on the wipe.
Anyway I think you rednecks need love too, so I aint mad at ya.

where does this whole redneck thing come from? not like im licking my brothers ass..........
and there doesnt have to be anything visible, just means that if u are "clean" it still shouldnt smell like ass, especially if u just got out of the shower, everyone smells differently, so...........
but i def resent the "redneck" statement- thanks

 

[SoKlueles]

soap and water does wonders

 

[pintoca]

soap and water does wonders

so does this (I've been told)

 

[SoKlueles]

so does this (I've been told)

uh huh
so youve been told

 

[hamstershaver]

Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

why exactly did you do this?

 

[rnch]

why exactly did you do this?

yes, last night wasn't saturday.........

 

[Red Bull]

OK, so for you ass-lickers how do you prepare your brown hole so as to not come in contact with the E. coli ?

I'll tell you why I ask.
Last night after my shower and after I dried off, I took a baby wipe (yes I have 2 still in diapers) and wiped the deep crevice of my anus then I took said wipe and passed it across my nose and guess what peeps??? ON THE REAL DEAL, It smelled like shit

So with all these threads about licking bum holes I conclude that you all are some crazy ass red-necks

arseholes are like people;they have personalities. some are uptight or anally retentive, others are more relaxed and open. maybe you've just got a particularly shitty one.

some people say cocks and vags have personalities too but that is ridiculous...