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How do you get rid of the smell of pussy on your fingers
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Okay, gentlemen, quick course on vaginas (consider this a MuscleMom PSA because I'm getting generally upset there are men out there who will swear off eating pussy because some women who have problems are gonna screw it up for everyone else):
A HEALTHY pussy should NOT smell like FISH, EVER. However, there is a range of what's normal for any woman. She will not smell the same from week to week because body odor (which is really only noticable to our species in the pits and groin) is very strongly affected by hormones. Since a woman's hormones change from day to day it's normal for her to smell differently over the course of a month. A stronger than usual "tangy" odor can be caused by a pH imbalance, a lot of sex will cause that and if she hasn't showered in 24 hours or so. This is totally normal.
For those of you who do not like the smell of a "plain" vagina, I cannot emphasize enough ... don't ask your woman to use scented douch or personal sprays or any of that stuff, that's only setting her up for infections, seriously.
Sick vaginas generally have one of two distinct odors:
1. An unpleasant "fish" odor is usually caused by an infection (commonly bacterial vaginosis), she may or may not have itching or discharge with this.
2. A "yeasty" odor (like raw bread dough), particularly if there's a white discharge and/or itching, is potentially a yeast infection.
BTW, neither of these conditions have ANYTHING to do with STDs, however, you can catch them, carry and spread them since guys don't generally show symptoms. This is the reason why a lot of women get recurrent yeast infections no matter how many times they treat the problem, their s/o won't go to the doctor and get treated because he doesn't have any symptoms.
And while we're on the subject ... don't think the old twigs and berries is odor free!
End PSA
A HEALTHY pussy should NOT smell like FISH, EVER. However, there is a range of what's normal for any woman. She will not smell the same from week to week because body odor (which is really only noticable to our species in the pits and groin) is very strongly affected by hormones. Since a woman's hormones change from day to day it's normal for her to smell differently over the course of a month. A stronger than usual "tangy" odor can be caused by a pH imbalance, a lot of sex will cause that and if she hasn't showered in 24 hours or so. This is totally normal.
For those of you who do not like the smell of a "plain" vagina, I cannot emphasize enough ... don't ask your woman to use scented douch or personal sprays or any of that stuff, that's only setting her up for infections, seriously.
Sick vaginas generally have one of two distinct odors:
1. An unpleasant "fish" odor is usually caused by an infection (commonly bacterial vaginosis), she may or may not have itching or discharge with this.
2. A "yeasty" odor (like raw bread dough), particularly if there's a white discharge and/or itching, is potentially a yeast infection.
BTW, neither of these conditions have ANYTHING to do with STDs, however, you can catch them, carry and spread them since guys don't generally show symptoms. This is the reason why a lot of women get recurrent yeast infections no matter how many times they treat the problem, their s/o won't go to the doctor and get treated because he doesn't have any symptoms.
And while we're on the subject ... don't think the old twigs and berries is odor free!
End PSA
digimon7068
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musclemom said:
i've done it for so long and with such reckless disabandon or concern for my own well-being, that i wore a hole in that thing underneath my tongue that keeps it secured to the floor of my mouth
digimon7068 said:i've done it for so long and with such reckless disabandon or concern for my own well-being, that i wore a hole in that thing underneath my tongue that keeps it secured to the floor of my mouth
You're a good man, Digi 
Probably why you have such a good relationship! I kid you not, I started to fall in love with my current husband when somehow the subject of "lunch at the Y" came up and I commented on how some guys hate it, barely giving the poor thing a cursory lick, but still expect a proper hummer
He said, "Oh, shit, not me, gimme a snorkel I'll stay down there all day!" OMG, talk about words guaranteed to virtually pour a woman into bed!!!
digimon7068
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musclemom said:
I kid you not, I started to fall in love with my current husband when somehow the subject of "lunch at the Y" came up and I commented on how some guys hate it, barely giving the poor thing a cursory lick, but still expect a proper hummer
He said, "Oh, shit, not me, gimme a snorkel I'll stay down there all day!" OMG, talk about words guaranteed to virtually pour a woman into bed!!!
i'm a cunning linguist. . .
txbondsman
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lose the skank, she doesn't care enough to take care of herself...
in the rare cases that I have that problem, maybe a one night stand type of thing, use shaving cream, preferably menthol, but most any will work...
yuck!!
in the rare cases that I have that problem, maybe a one night stand type of thing, use shaving cream, preferably menthol, but most any will work...
yuck!!
junglebrother
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yeah, i tore the little thing under my tongue too, it hurt like a bitch.
and dude, i love the smell of pussy. and ive never smelled a "fishy" one before. im sure it is god awful. but man, i remember when i first starting getting some as a kid, and i loved the way my finger would smell.
and dude, i love the smell of pussy. and ive never smelled a "fishy" one before. im sure it is god awful. but man, i remember when i first starting getting some as a kid, and i loved the way my finger would smell.
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