hmm... anal question from a chick

[Slice of Peach2]

My plane waiting to take me to Toronto is idling and running low on gas. In another day it will only have enough fuel to go to Dallas. Lets see.

Unh-huh, yeah.

 

[Boob Lover II]

Rats, the board freaked while I was looking up the meaing of that face you are making. I boune around a lot with different boards and two businesses so sometimes my posts do not really fit in exactly. They may be a carry over from a different thread and the new thred completes the thought. Without benefit of knowledge of this background, one may wonder what Boob Lover II is thinking. Let me assure you that Boob Lover II is thinking of boobs, and rears and sex. He is pretty simple.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Rats, the board freaked while I was looking up the meaing of that face you are making. I boune around a lot with different boards and two businesses so sometimes my posts do not really fit in exactly. They may be a carry over from a different thread and the new thred completes the thought. Without benefit of knowledge of this background, one may wonder what Boob Lover II is thinking. Let me assure you that Boob Lover II is thinking of boobs, and rears and sex. He is pretty simple.

Uhn-huh, yeah.



You are simple.

Simple Simon met a pieman while going to the fair,
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"What do you have there?"
Said that pieman to Simple Simon,
"It's a pie, you fuckwit!".

 

[Boob Lover II]

Simple is good!

Have you ever done over a gram a week of Test? You too would be simple.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Re: Simple is good!

Have you ever done over a gram a week of Test? You too would be simple.

I have never done roids, have no desire either.

 

[Boob Lover II]

That explains your sober thoughts.

This is your brain on Test:

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Re: That explains your sober thoughts.

This is your brain on Test:

That is hilarious!!!!!

 

[wavywoman]

UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

I HAATE ANAL! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!

Ok, so I let my boyfriend stick his finger up my ass, just to ease me into it, you know? He wasn't hard or rough or anything, but UGH! I HATED IT. I couldn't STAND IT! I had this picture in my head of his finger coming out of my ass, covered in my shit and god knows what else! My anus was alright for the first inch, but then it totally rejected his finger and fought back, almost felt like when I have constipation and what I'm trying to push out is fighting to stay in! UUUUGGGGHHHHH
Trying to change my attitude is much easier said then done, all my life I thought ass fucking was some kind of "disgusting shit" only gay men did.

 

[Boob Lover II]

OK...OK...we get the picture.

I'm perfectly content with all the other things a fit, pretty woman has to offer. It sure is fun to massage a good butt though. I'd encourage women to stick to their guns if they are not attracted to anal. An old friend of mine "had to have their butt." He finally realized he was gay and quit fighting it.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Re: UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

I HAATE ANAL! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!

Ok, so I let my boyfriend stick his finger up my ass, just to ease me into it, you know? He wasn't hard or rough or anything, but UGH! I HATED IT. I couldn't STAND IT! I had this picture in my head of his finger coming out of my ass, covered in my shit and god knows what else! My anus was alright for the first inch, but then it totally rejected his finger and fought back, almost felt like when I have constipation and what I'm trying to push out is fighting to stay in! UUUUGGGGHHHHH
Trying to change my attitude is much easier said then done, all my life I thought ass fucking was some kind of "disgusting shit" only gay men did.

Ohhhhhhh God!!!! Are you serious?