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hmm... anal question from a chick
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decibel
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i seriously doubt that you are serious, but if you are, this is what you need to do...
1 -- get one of those shower heads with a massage head attached to a hose.
2 -- unscrew the head off so you just get a single stream of water.
3 -- run that stream of water up your ass for a few seconds, then push it out.
4 -- continue doing this until the water coming out of your ass is completely clean - then do it some more!
5 -- now that you know your ass is clean you are more likely to relax and not feel self-consciouss.
6 -- don't use "astroglide", get a bottle of "wet" and put a bunch of it on his dick and in your ass.
7 -- start in missionary position and have him SLOWLY go inside. if it takes ten minutes to go all the way in, let it take ten minutes. the first part's the hard part, so take your time.
8 -- at first it will burn a little and maybe even seriously hurt -- DON'T GIVE UP!! the fun's just about to start!
9 -- have him go in and out of you very slowly for a while until your ass relaxes completely and start to really enjoy it.
10- now have him hammer-fuck the shit out of you while he calls you a dirty bitch until you have a screaming orgasm.
- you will be addicted -
have fun.
1 -- get one of those shower heads with a massage head attached to a hose.
2 -- unscrew the head off so you just get a single stream of water.
3 -- run that stream of water up your ass for a few seconds, then push it out.
4 -- continue doing this until the water coming out of your ass is completely clean - then do it some more!
5 -- now that you know your ass is clean you are more likely to relax and not feel self-consciouss.
6 -- don't use "astroglide", get a bottle of "wet" and put a bunch of it on his dick and in your ass.
7 -- start in missionary position and have him SLOWLY go inside. if it takes ten minutes to go all the way in, let it take ten minutes. the first part's the hard part, so take your time.
8 -- at first it will burn a little and maybe even seriously hurt -- DON'T GIVE UP!! the fun's just about to start!
9 -- have him go in and out of you very slowly for a while until your ass relaxes completely and start to really enjoy it.
10- now have him hammer-fuck the shit out of you while he calls you a dirty bitch until you have a screaming orgasm.
- you will be addicted -
have fun.
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cozmokramer
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peach... come out to new york city and I'll show you!
LOL decibel...nice one.
And Peaches, there's more than one volunteer in Texas to help initiate you!
OK guys & any gals who've got the experience:
I love this shit too, but unfortunately my g/f is always paranoid about this act. We've been together for 1 1/2 years and we've done the butt a total of 3 times. The first two time we were both drunk, but she's NEVER had harder orgasms than from those first two times. The third was nearly a year, yes a YEAR later and although it didn't seem to hurt her, she didn't have the same result. I think she psychologically prevented a hard "O" the 3rd time since the first two were so intense.
The reason for her paranoia, even though I've never hurt her and she knows she can enjoy it, is because one of her asshole ex'es did this to her whenever he wanted, regardless of her choice. That's royally F'ed her up about the whole thing, and it take much, much coaxing from me to get her to try it...though I fail 99% of the time. I know she CAN enjoy it very, very much, and I freakin' can't get enough, but it's getting her to the point of agreement that's my big hurdle.
Aside from tracking down the mutherf*cker (her ex), castrating him, pulling out his toenails one by one, literally torturing the shit out of him, then killing him with my bare hands...anyone have suggestions on how to work with my g/f? I'm not complaining at all about our sex life, which is great, but I'm at a loss on this. It wouldn't bug me remotely as much if I didn't KNOW for a fact that she can get off hardest of all this way.
Thanks for any advice.
And Peaches, there's more than one volunteer in Texas to help initiate you!
OK guys & any gals who've got the experience:
I love this shit too, but unfortunately my g/f is always paranoid about this act. We've been together for 1 1/2 years and we've done the butt a total of 3 times. The first two time we were both drunk, but she's NEVER had harder orgasms than from those first two times. The third was nearly a year, yes a YEAR later and although it didn't seem to hurt her, she didn't have the same result. I think she psychologically prevented a hard "O" the 3rd time since the first two were so intense.
The reason for her paranoia, even though I've never hurt her and she knows she can enjoy it, is because one of her asshole ex'es did this to her whenever he wanted, regardless of her choice. That's royally F'ed her up about the whole thing, and it take much, much coaxing from me to get her to try it...though I fail 99% of the time. I know she CAN enjoy it very, very much, and I freakin' can't get enough, but it's getting her to the point of agreement that's my big hurdle.
Aside from tracking down the mutherf*cker (her ex), castrating him, pulling out his toenails one by one, literally torturing the shit out of him, then killing him with my bare hands...anyone have suggestions on how to work with my g/f? I'm not complaining at all about our sex life, which is great, but I'm at a loss on this. It wouldn't bug me remotely as much if I didn't KNOW for a fact that she can get off hardest of all this way.
Thanks for any advice.
Y2KchevyS10
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Like nike says just do it. 
1bigpitbull
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Let him stick his tounge up your ass you'll be lovin it
decibel
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realdeal -- that's a hard one. the only thing i could think of is just attempting it ONLY when you are in a very romantic mood and not when you are just having a quicky. try caressing and kissing her for hours so that she feels loved and she doesn't see it as something "dirty". it seems like she's afraid of feeling "used". show her you care for her and she might get over it.
Boob Lover II
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I'm no expert since I've never done it.
I wouldn't either unless she asked for it. There are too many advantages to other forms of sex. I have to admit that anal sex does have legions of fans. I think it is nasty which is stimulating in a way.
I wouldn't either unless she asked for it. There are too many advantages to other forms of sex. I have to admit that anal sex does have legions of fans. I think it is nasty which is stimulating in a way.
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Slice of Peach2
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BigPhysicsBastard said:
I am not licking your butthole!!!
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