Uhhh, this is getting a bit out of hand. Let me restate the meaning of this thread: I want to have a sexy looking body, not win a friggin deadlifting competition.
You know how there are those guys at the gym that girls say have sexy bodies, but you look at them and laugh because they can't squat 500 pounds like you? Yes, I want to look like that. Why? I have a thing for petite girls, and most petite girls are scared of guys that can deadlift 600 pounds. So there you go. I look forward to hearing your advice.
p.s. No comments about aquanet, leather pants, gator boots, or how I'm lame because I'm not aiming to squat 800 pounds someday. Please.