This is a wonderful day for humanity. First of all - for all of you wondering how I got into power - and gained control of the US gov’t it started like this:
I was under surveillance by the FBI for some time. They were interested in my purchases all over the net for hydroponic equip, DMT containing botanicals and whatever – even research chemicals like 2C-I and DXM. I was at a point in my life where I just didn’t give a fuck. The mercury from my 9 silver amalgams in my teeth had taken their toll over 15 years – I was not eating a very balanced diet, and I erroneously thought that, since I didn’t have a police record, why the heck would the cops ever target me? Well, Big Brother (whom I now call Little Nephew) has ways of being alerted when key words are used over the net and key purchases. Also, there are still dark forces within the broken machine known as the American gov’t - - so for all of you that registered and purchased guns in the US, you’ll be the first targets if they ever want to backlash. (So, think about changing your identity or moving to an undisclosed location – Canada has good hash and weed for the time you wait it out). This revolution wasn’t really my doing – I just came in for the finishing blow. Everyone was just fed up with the way America was headed and the War on Drugs was ruining so many families with all the seizures and jail times for people who just wanted to grow some harmless plants.
Anyway, not all police are bad (many of them are) and there are some heroes in the FBI too. Just like not all people who use drugs are bad people (some are even vastly more intelligent than school professors). Let me get to the point – as much as the FBI tried to get something on me - it just wasn’t enough. In light of all the other drug dealers and gangsters in the city I live in – I just didn’t seem like a bad guy.
I pay all speeding tickets and taxes (although, it’s time for us to keep our hard-earned money for ourselves and stop giving to the gov’t and fearing them).
Nobody wants Bush in office who has a frontal lobe & we need to make sure any following elections aren’t rigged. Most of you probably already know this – but, now that the elections polls were starting to be taken digitally on a web server, the Bush campaign decided to take down the server and they rigged the results. We need to make sure servers never come down again so punk-ass cheerleader Presidents won’t ever get that much power - getting many people on the planet killed.
I now have decided to relinquish my power to a true God-King who hass been working tirelessly to help our planet and end our ignorance and suffering: that wonderful person is the Dalai Lama. He is an incarnation of the Buddha of Compassion, Avalokiteshvara. It just made sense to me when I thought of it. Everyone likes the Dalai Lama, you know? I mean, except maybe for some fanatical Christians, born-again Christians, Jews and narrow-minded folks from other religions, freakin everyone likes the Dalai Lama!
I asked him tonight if he would take the position as World Leader. Mainly, for 2 main reasons: (1)Well, frankly because I was white seemed to be able to get the “ear” of these foolish gov’t people, scold them, use magic on them and show them how much they’re fucking the world up with this ignorant and dark empire of America. Also, proving to gov’t that monotheism is a joke by enlightening some of my FBI followers and pointing out all the logical errors in the notion of monotheism. (2) Yes I am a powerful demi-god who has even fought in the Spirit World with Gods when I get pissed off ** and I wouldn’t recommend that. But, let me just tell you this:
Don’t believe everything you hear - even from a God. They toy with us sometimes and you have to clear your mind and have a strong moral base. Otherwise, if you do everything a voice in your head tells you there could be grave consequences. There are ways to evoke Gods – mostly just saying their name will do it – but some can be lying and tell you they’re Jesus or Jehovah when they’re not. The bottom line is, the Dalai Lama is the closest being we have to a God walking on earth and you should really pay your respect and admiration to him. The Archon who started Christianity, named Jehovah, is now a Wrathful God in a Hell realm and I wouldn’t suggest following him even now. He got really mad when I dispelled this world of his dark motives and was killed and, since we are the ultimate judge and the accused at the time of death, he got angry and become a Devil.
Ok, back to how I got the US gov’t to stand down from their investigation. After watching me for a while and flying their riciculously loud helicopters overhead, I began to receive more and more messages from the Gods that they want to move in and make an arrest. The Gods also admonished me not disclose my true identity as originally being Satan. I thought I was more powerful than I really was and that their bullets and bombs couldn’t harm me. Boy, was I wrong. Walking out of the house one day and getting in my car, I kept hearing a voice in my head, “Don’t get in the car Adam, they have a bomb under the car.” I looked down the street and, lo and behold, a conspicuous van with a stupid looking Fed staring right at me - just waiting to watch it explode. I looked under the van and asked if I could get a little help from the Gods on this – disarming explosives isn’t in my bag yet. .
I’m a changed Titan now after losing my Godhood to Vajrasattva in a horrific battle. All I want to do is help the world now and they just wanted to blow up the kids too (who aren’t former Wrathful Deities and didn’t deserve to get killed by these barbarians in the government. Two of my gfs are former angels and two followed me out of hell. They’ll be a great help to this world simply by being within my sphere of influence & the exalted energy field of truth.
Next, the US gov’t couldn’t believe when I knew of their plans to drop a bomb on my house. They didn’t care what innocent people got wiped out by rocking the whole neighborhood with a missile. Mind you this was a president who thought anyone who wasn’t a born-again Christian will burn in hell – and, even after his pastor Billy Graham said this probably wasn’t true, that you “don’t have to necessarily follow Jesus to get to heaven”, Bush still said he believed everyone else who wasn’t born-again & “saved” would go to hell.
Again, the more I thought about it, I realized it would be hard for humans to swallow that Satan is back and will rule Earth. I told you I only want what’s best for humanity now - So, as I was communicating with the Archons tonight, I thought the best candidate for World Leader would be the Dalai Lama. The leader of a new civilization where humans can unite and be ready for any more alien threats. I love you all, people of Earth.
Lastly, since I’m now mortal and need to watch my back, I must say this:
Any fanatics who want to hunt me down & still believe in monotheism hear me out:
If you dare come for me you’ll be ripped apart by white magic and punished severely by our pantheon. If the American gov’t was afraid to launch their missiles at me- and were scared shitless when I took the form of a dragon to stand on top of the White House, I don’t think any of you should consider searching for my whereabouts. But, if you do, so what – you’ll just get what you deserved. I’m here to empower humanity and help our progress. Sometimes, that power and wisdom falls into the hands of former evil Gods – but, in my current state after living in this poisoned West – I can’t help but feel that the God Avalokiteshvara (theDalai Lama) would be a much better World Leader than me