Have you ever gotten a boner in an embarressing place

[davepalumbo]

I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.

u wore sweat pants to a party??

 

[strangebrew]

I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.

lol, this exact same thing happend to me but it was a lot worse. About two months ago I went with my girlfriend to meet her parents... and so we're on the couch chatting with her dad, and shes sitting on my lap...my dick is slowly rising to the occaision, until im basically sporting full wood. Then she decides to get up and go into the kitchen...so I start to freak out because I'm wearing khakis with no underwear on....and I slowly look down towards my crotch area...and sure enough its visible from a mile away. I look up and boom her dad is staring at me with an angry frown on his face. I think this was actually one of the worst days of my life.

 

[Lift Chief]

Biteme and strangebrew...

No on sweatpants and yes on underwear... remember that for the future.

 

[strangebrew]

Biteme and strangebrew...

No on sweatpants and yes on underwear... remember that for the future.

I hate wearing underwear, when I do I'm constantly pulling it out of my asshole.

 

[davepalumbo]

I hate wearing underwear, when I do I'm constantly pulling it out of my asshole.

when u say u pull underwear out of your asshole don't you mean butt beads?

 

[Tiervexx]

no, he never pulls those out.

 

[Boss101]

I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!

 

[strangebrew]

I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!

LOL- oh shit that is hilarious. K for you.

 

[BonerBoy]

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

lol i get a boner just reading this

 

[Eddie_Johnson]

I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!

Why'd you leave man!!? She was gonna give you some!