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Have you ever gotten a boner in an embarressing place
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DJ_UFO
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Yesterday i was working out my back. Then i saw a very cute blonde coming, young and smoking with a little shirt and a very short hot pants...i couldn't stop looking at her legs and boobs..she look me up to my eyes and started working out at my side on the butt blaster...i had an instant wood...with that feeling of wanting to jump over her and start banging that ass!!....I'm on test right now...
PoyeBoy
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Shak said:
a couple years ago, my boyfriend & i went out to a really nice restaurant as our christmas gift to each other. i mentioned something about having dessert at home...well, when we got up to leave, he had the biggest boner jabbing out of his dress pants. he didn't seem to think much of it, but i was in hysterics...it was very funny, i mean...inappropriate...
lol, happens to me when my girl says things like that, well its more like a halfy
hippedy hop is back
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hot tub while in south beach met a couple chicks from nyc , couldn't get out for a while after a nice massage and it was probaly 4pm nice and bright.
Testosterone boy
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Lying outside by the pool at CU. There were hotties all around me. I got some wood and had to roll over on it to hide it.
In the meantime the college papers photographer caught me in the middle of his photo. The one that got published anyways. I was lying on my stomach by then fortunately.
Still have the photo.
I don't get wood very easily unless there is friction or the chick is almost naked.
In the meantime the college papers photographer caught me in the middle of his photo. The one that got published anyways. I was lying on my stomach by then fortunately.
Still have the photo.
I don't get wood very easily unless there is friction or the chick is almost naked.
Lift Chief
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Everytime i see one of your posts i sport wood, poye.
Beachbum1546
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friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. 
good times.
embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.
anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.
Btw, i fucked 6 months later
good times.embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.
anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.
Btw, i fucked 6 months later
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