Have you ever gotten a boner in an embarressing place

[cccp]

on a fucking campus bus. While trying to get from place to place here in Florida State, you have to take a bus sometimes, and the chicks here are so fucking hot, that I get boners, and can't get out of the bus and have to ride an extra stoip, while trying to calm raging penis down. or if I'm in a real hurry, I just get off the bus and cover the bulge with my backpack or the gymbag..

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Bwahahahaha you have no clue how much this made me laugh bro!!!! That was extremely funny as heck LOL!!!

 

[Christopher X]

Worst I can remember was in my final year at high school, at an inter-school swimming carnival. We had to wear speedo-style swimming gear, and like the conceited 16-year-old that I was, I went to buy a drink at the food kiosk wearing just my swimmers - I had a good body and I didn't see why I shouldn't show it off.

Anyway, the two girls serving in the food kiosk were just to die for - both blonde, possibly sisters. As soon as I saw them I knew I was starting to rise to the occasion, but when one of them turned round and bent over to get something off a low shelf, that was it. There was a line behind me and a long walk down a slope back to anywhere where I could make myself inconspicuous, all with a boner that felt like a telegraph pole and me wearing virtually nothing.

No one said anything, except for one of my mates who saw me and thought it was hilarious - naturally - but I remember several teachers from some of the other schools giving me horrified looks. I guess I showed off more of my body that I had bargained for!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

When I was in high school, I had frequent erections for no reason just sitting in Algebra and hard as a rock.

 

[cccp]

in the ninth grade whenever I would slow dance with a chick I would get an instant boner and one time this chick I was dancing with I did'nt know very well tripped out, ran off the dance floor and started yelling to everyone "BonerBoys got a boner" realy loud

everyone stopped dancing right then and started pointing

I had a boner on that whole yr

lmao great story!

 

[dzulboy]

dude i was so embarassed i got one and it got stuck in my girlfriends ass

 

[portertp]

has anyone ever had this happen to them with supplements (i.e. horny goat weed) - or taken something like cialis or viagra and had the unintended public boner consequence ?? . . . that's the only thing holding me back from taking viagra or cialis

 

[Scarlett33]

in my biology lab, my lab partner was super hot
one day i wore regualr sweats, and she rubbed her ass across my groin, instant tent, and it was impossible to hide

sweat pants boner

 

[jb160]

I got one now at work !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Snarf]

Damn, Im 35 and still get them all the time and I'm not even on a cycle right now. My biggest problem is that I fly a lot for work and I always wear a suit. Well there is something about the whole taxi/takeoff procedure that puts me out like a light. I usually wake up just as we are landing. For some reason, as soon as I wake up, I start getting serious wood, right about the time I need to stand up to get off the plane and reach up to get my bag down from the overhead compartment. Usually my crotch is face level with someone who hasn't stood up yet.

Hell, I don't know these people, so what the fuck . . . say hello to my little friend!