Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Have you ever gotten a boner in an embarressing place

PoyeBoy

PoyeBoy

New member
Like in public or whatnot

for me it was highschool histroy, this one hott chick would always wear these short skirts w/ no panties and You couldnt see anything by looking, but I could put my head down and angle my watch to the correct cooridinate to see straight into her skirt when she was across the room, plus the watch somehow magnified it, it was awesome
 
on the school bus...........all that vibration............
 
While riding the Recumbinant Bike at the Gym all the damn time..
All the time in Middle School / Sr High class.
 
how comes shit like that never happens to me....i meman like seeing pantiless chicks with short skirts and what not....people are boring.
 
in my biology lab, my lab partner was super hot
one day i wore regualr sweats, and she rubbed her ass across my groin, instant tent, and it was impossible to hide
 
Tuesday I had a nooner. After it was over with, I still had a boner, but had to leave quickly.

All I had on was a t shirt and jeans and freeballing, and the t shirt wasn't short enough to hide it.

So i was jogging down the street to get to my truck before anybody noticed what was going on.

Those were the longest 2 blocks!
 
anya said:


Wow you must have looked like the guy in From Beyond! Did you get an urge to eat human brains?
Click to expand...

From Beyond!

Excellent movie! Jeffrey Coombs is a great character actor.

One of my fav. horrors next to the Re-Animator.

Both based extremely loosely on H.P. Lovecraft if yer interested Code.
 
jerkbox said:
usually I get them in my penis, but a few times, I had a boner come right out of the middle of my forehead.
Click to expand...
:lmao:

a couple years ago, my boyfriend & i went out to a really nice restaurant as our christmas gift to each other. i mentioned something about having dessert at home...well, when we got up to leave, he had the biggest boner jabbing out of his dress pants. he didn't seem to think much of it, but i was in hysterics...it was very funny, i mean...inappropriate...:D
 
Happens at work all the time. I meet a new female client, shake her hand and instant wood. Fortunetly, I have tall desk I can hide behind. :)
 
Devastation said:
bOnerbOy needs to post on here, he has a hilarious one

LOLL!!!
Click to expand...

That reminds me, at the last East Coast meetup, we went to a strip joint in DC. There was this older guy who kept going up to the dancers and tipping them.

The entire time, he had this obvious boner showing.

Ffactor and Lumber were staring at it, and I was like "eewwwww, that's disgusting"
 
Yesterday i was working out my back. Then i saw a very cute blonde coming, young and smoking with a little shirt and a very short hot pants...i couldn't stop looking at her legs and boobs..she look me up to my eyes and started working out at my side on the butt blaster...i had an instant wood...with that feeling of wanting to jump over her and start banging that ass!!....I'm on test right now...:D
 
Shak said:

:lmao:

a couple years ago, my boyfriend & i went out to a really nice restaurant as our christmas gift to each other. i mentioned something about having dessert at home...well, when we got up to leave, he had the biggest boner jabbing out of his dress pants. he didn't seem to think much of it, but i was in hysterics...it was very funny, i mean...inappropriate...:D
Click to expand...

lol, happens to me when my girl says things like that, well its more like a halfy
 
i used to have wood every where and all the time.....now the sex drive is in the gutter.....o well fuck bitches.....i spend to much $ and time on them anyways
 
Lying outside by the pool at CU. There were hotties all around me. I got some wood and had to roll over on it to hide it.

In the meantime the college papers photographer caught me in the middle of his photo. The one that got published anyways. I was lying on my stomach by then fortunately.

Still have the photo.

I don't get wood very easily unless there is friction or the chick is almost naked.
 
friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. :) good times.

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Btw, i fucked 6 months later :D
 
Beachbum1546 said:
friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. :) good times.

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Btw, i fucked 6 months later :D
Click to expand...

lol

I did go to Mertyle beach btw

it was pre cool
 
Beachbum1546 said:
friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. :) good times.

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Btw, i fucked 6 months later :D
Click to expand...

LMAO!! that's a great story, anymore details?
 
I get boners all the time, often for no reason what-so-ever. Lucky for me I have always been able put them down quickly by an act of will when I have to.
 
boner in an embarrasing place? no, usually just in my pants! although it does sometimes reach the belt buckle!
 
FreeballinDC said:


That reminds me, at the last East Coast meetup, we went to a strip joint in DC. There was this older guy who kept going up to the dancers and tipping them.

The entire time, he had this obvious boner showing.

Ffactor and Lumber were staring at it, and I was like "eewwwww, that's disgusting"
Click to expand...

that was me at Best Guys, I like to take viagra go to strip clubs with my huge boner sticking out, all the chicks dig it and it cracks them all up

I get bucko ass this way!!
 
I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.
 
in the ninth grade whenever I would slow dance with a chick I would get an instant boner and one time this chick I was dancing with I did'nt know very well tripped out, ran off the dance floor and started yelling to everyone "BonerBoys got a boner" realy loud

everyone stopped dancing right then and started pointing

I had a boner on that whole yr
 
I'm on test right now and the other day we were doing hamstring curls (laying down). That friction started making things happen. I had it sit there for a few minutes to let my blood redistribute.
 
biteme said:
I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.
Click to expand...

u wore sweat pants to a party??
 
biteme said:
I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.
Click to expand...

lol, this exact same thing happend to me but it was a lot worse. About two months ago I went with my girlfriend to meet her parents... and so we're on the couch chatting with her dad, and shes sitting on my lap...my dick is slowly rising to the occaision, until im basically sporting full wood. Then she decides to get up and go into the kitchen...so I start to freak out because I'm wearing khakis with no underwear on....and I slowly look down towards my crotch area...and sure enough its visible from a mile away. I look up and boom her dad is staring at me with an angry frown on his face. I think this was actually one of the worst days of my life.
 
Lift Chief said:
Biteme and strangebrew...

No on sweatpants and yes on underwear... remember that for the future.
Click to expand...

I hate wearing underwear, when I do I'm constantly pulling it out of my asshole.
 
I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!
 
Boss101 said:
I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!
Click to expand...


LOL- oh shit that is hilarious. K for you.
 
Beachbum1546 said:
embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.
Click to expand...

lol i get a boner just reading this
 
Boss101 said:
I was getting a massage (I wasn't at a rub and tug) the girl that was rubbing my back was kinda of cute late 20s, she finishes rubbing my back and starts on my thighs after a few minutes she tells me to lie on my back.

I'm thinking shit I have a mean boner that isn't coming down any time soon, I close my eyes and start thinking about football to get my mind off of my boner. So I think screw it maybe she'll give me some hand release, I roll over on my back look down and I'm pitching a tent. She walks over to me looks down at my tent looks up at me smirks then tells me she'll give me a few minutes.

By this time my face is purple, I get off the table go into the dressing room get change, while I'm changing I hear from outside 'are you done yet?' I open the door she says 'you got dressed where are you going'?

I still have a mean boner that is bent to the side in my jeans and its starting to hurt now and my face is purple, I just ran the hell out got into my car and went home!
Click to expand...

Why'd you leave man!!? She was gonna give you some! :D
 
on a fucking campus bus. While trying to get from place to place here in Florida State, you have to take a bus sometimes, and the chicks here are so fucking hot, that I get boners, and can't get out of the bus and have to ride an extra stoip, while trying to calm raging penis down. or if I'm in a real hurry, I just get off the bus and cover the bulge with my backpack or the gymbag.. :D
 
anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.
Click to expand...

:spit: Bwahahahaha you have no clue how much this made me laugh bro!!!! That was extremely funny as heck LOL!!!
 
Worst I can remember was in my final year at high school, at an inter-school swimming carnival. We had to wear speedo-style swimming gear, and like the conceited 16-year-old that I was, I went to buy a drink at the food kiosk wearing just my swimmers - I had a good body and I didn't see why I shouldn't show it off.

Anyway, the two girls serving in the food kiosk were just to die for - both blonde, possibly sisters. As soon as I saw them I knew I was starting to rise to the occasion, but when one of them turned round and bent over to get something off a low shelf, that was it. There was a line behind me and a long walk down a slope back to anywhere where I could make myself inconspicuous, all with a boner that felt like a telegraph pole and me wearing virtually nothing.

No one said anything, except for one of my mates who saw me and thought it was hilarious - naturally - but I remember several teachers from some of the other schools giving me horrified looks. I guess I showed off more of my body that I had bargained for!
 
BonerBoy said:
in the ninth grade whenever I would slow dance with a chick I would get an instant boner and one time this chick I was dancing with I did'nt know very well tripped out, ran off the dance floor and started yelling to everyone "BonerBoys got a boner" realy loud

everyone stopped dancing right then and started pointing

I had a boner on that whole yr
Click to expand...

lmao great story!
 
has anyone ever had this happen to them with supplements (i.e. horny goat weed) - or taken something like cialis or viagra and had the unintended public boner consequence ?? . . . that's the only thing holding me back from taking viagra or cialis
 
Damn, Im 35 and still get them all the time and I'm not even on a cycle right now. My biggest problem is that I fly a lot for work and I always wear a suit. Well there is something about the whole taxi/takeoff procedure that puts me out like a light. I usually wake up just as we are landing. For some reason, as soon as I wake up, I start getting serious wood, right about the time I need to stand up to get off the plane and reach up to get my bag down from the overhead compartment. Usually my crotch is face level with someone who hasn't stood up yet.

Hell, I don't know these people, so what the fuck . . . say hello to my little friend!
 
Snarf said:
Damn, Im 35 and still get them all the time and I'm not even on a cycle right now. My biggest problem is that I fly a lot for work and I always wear a suit. Well there is something about the whole taxi/takeoff procedure that puts me out like a light. I usually wake up just as we are landing. For some reason, as soon as I wake up, I start getting serious wood, right about the time I need to stand up to get off the plane and reach up to get my bag down from the overhead compartment. Usually my crotch is face level with someone who hasn't stood up yet.

Hell, I don't know these people, so what the fuck . . . say hello to my little friend!
Click to expand...

Ohhh man that ALWAYS happens to me. Same with road trips... i take naps and when we're there... i have a boner. Thankfully i'm the redneck that i am and where jeans 99% of the time so those help a shitload.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

S
Pick3, I thought of you when I read this (NSFW)
Replies
13
Views
3K
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
superqt4u2nv
All you ever wanted to know about competing ....
Replies
12
Views
24K
caligirl85
caligirl85
SouthernLord
The Sexual Slang Dictionary
Replies
7
Views
22K
Wulfgar
Wulfgar
V
Danielle: The girl in the window
Replies
8
Views
3K
hanselthecaretaker
hanselthecaretaker
V
Ok guys, fess up, which one of you owns this blog post?
Replies
40
Views
6K
EnderJE
EnderJE
Top Bottom