Have you ever gotten a boner in an embarressing place

[PoyeBoy]

friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. good times.

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Btw, i fucked 6 months later

lol

I did go to Mertyle beach btw

it was pre cool

 

[Tiervexx]

friction does it for me too. any time a chick is dancing with me and really is rubbing her ass hard on my dick i will usually get a boner. it hangs down when soft and when i get hard it will harden following my leg because my boxer's leg will hold it in place. so when she is grinding me she can feel my hard dick running down my leg an no one else is the wiser. good times.

embarassing story would be this one, it popped in my head as soon as i read the thread name. I was in the 9th grade gym class. it was a co-ed class and we were doing indoor putt putt (dont ask). i was in a group of five and one the girls i knew decently and the rest i didnt know at all and ditto for her, so we hung out together while playing. well this is chick is really fine, she had the nicest face, so cute i could pinch her cheeks all day, but that wasnt the cheeks that i was interested in. she had one of nicest asses ever! it was beautiful. she was wearing short shorts, u know the kind, made out of cotton and real tight that bunches up forming the perfect outline of their ass. whew i am all and bothered now.

anyways, while i was sitting down in the only chair at the putt putt green the chick was putting and i was staring at her ass so hard and i was getting a semi. she had just finished and she was walking over. at that point i had a full hard on. she then walks over and says "wanna share?" i had no idea what she meant but i said "sure". then just turns around and sits right on my lap! my dick poked her right in the ass!! she jumped up and said "what the hell!" i then said back, "dang, almost a hole in one." (best line ever). she kinda had a smirk on her face but she masked it with a fake frown and she just walked away.

Btw, i fucked 6 months later

LMAO!! that's a great story, anymore details?

 

[davepalumbo]

i got one in my ass once... it was pretty embarassing.

 

[Tiervexx]

I get boners all the time, often for no reason what-so-ever. Lucky for me I have always been able put them down quickly by an act of will when I have to.

 

[Lift Chief]

i got one in my ass once... it was pretty embarassing.

LOL

 

[magman1]

boner in an embarrasing place? no, usually just in my pants! although it does sometimes reach the belt buckle!

 

[BonerBoy]

That reminds me, at the last East Coast meetup, we went to a strip joint in DC. There was this older guy who kept going up to the dancers and tipping them.

The entire time, he had this obvious boner showing.

Ffactor and Lumber were staring at it, and I was like "eewwwww, that's disgusting"

that was me at Best Guys, I like to take viagra go to strip clubs with my huge boner sticking out, all the chicks dig it and it cracks them all up

I get bucko ass this way!!

 

[biteme]

I've told this story b4. I was at a college party. Had a great looking chick with me. I had on a pair of thin white nylon sweats. She was sitting in my lap and when she got up, I had a boner that was sticking straight up in the air. People were rolling on the ground laughing. All I could do was laugh too. 2 fucking funny.

 

[BonerBoy]

in the ninth grade whenever I would slow dance with a chick I would get an instant boner and one time this chick I was dancing with I did'nt know very well tripped out, ran off the dance floor and started yelling to everyone "BonerBoys got a boner" realy loud

everyone stopped dancing right then and started pointing

I had a boner on that whole yr

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm on test right now and the other day we were doing hamstring curls (laying down). That friction started making things happen. I had it sit there for a few minutes to let my blood redistribute.